“Master the Art of Sketching in Less Time Than It Takes to Microwave a Burrito”

**Ready to draw like a sneaky pro?** 😏🎨

Join Nishant Jain, the artist who ditched neuroscience for doodles, as he spills secrets on building a 5-minute sketch habit. 🖊️✨ From dodging writer’s block to capturing urban chaos, he’ll teach you how to turn everyday life into art. 🌆👀

📅 **When?** Check his site for updates!
📍 **Where?** Your sketchbook, duh.
💡 **Why?** Because mindfulness + doodles = happiness.

Tools? He’s obsessed with **Lamy Safari pens** and **Platinum ink** (no, not the car). 🖊️💙

**Nishant’s mantra:** “Draw strangers, not judgment.” 😎👥

👉 [SneakyArtist.com](https://www.sneakyartist.com/) | [Pens & Ink](https://gwartzmans.com/collections/lamy?_pos=1&_psq=lamy&_ss=e&_v=1.0)

**Warning:** May cause sudden urges to sketch strangers on the bus. 🚌😂

Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤