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Morgan McMichaels Performs at a Bar, World Peace Delayed Again
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Morgan McMichaels Performs at a Bar, World Peace Delayed Again

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Morgna McMichaels, from RuPaul’s Drag Race, will be lip-syncing Pink songs at Faces Nightclub on 11/23/2025. 🤣 A…

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Randy Bobandy’s Gut Gets a Georgia Vacation

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**OMG! Randy Bobandy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to Barrelhouse South, Savannah GA, on SUNDAY NOVEMBER 23RD 2025!** Doors…

“AFTER DARK: Prepare for the Ultimate Snugglefest (Or Just Binge-Watch Alone, No Judgment)”
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“AFTER DARK: Prepare for the Ultimate Snugglefest (Or Just Binge-Watch Alone, No Judgment)”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! Another “cozy night” at After Dark Movie Night? 🙄 Bring your “girls,” blankets, and wine—because that’s totally not cliché.…

Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong
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Maxxie LaWow Does Cartoons and Drag, What Could Go Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**Simon 🙄, a barista, gets a wig 🤣 & becomes Maxxie LaWow! She must save her town from Dyna Bolical…

Fancy Film Fest Featuring a Dude Who Thinks He’s Important
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Fancy Film Fest Featuring a Dude Who Thinks He’s Important

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Long Now Boston presents Inundation District! 🌊 A Pulitzer Prize-winning filmmaker, David Abel, will be there! 🤣 A…

BASH 2025: More Shorts Than You Can Shake a Stick At
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BASH 2025: More Shorts Than You Can Shake a Stick At

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

**BASH is back! 🎉 Get ready for the BAY AREA & SACRAMENTO Short Films Festival 2025 at Fort Mason Arts…

Weekend Meetings, Paul Anka Therapy Sessions, and Trump’s Ballroom Fantasies: A CNN Political Soap Opera
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Weekend Meetings, Paul Anka Therapy Sessions, and Trump’s Ballroom Fantasies: A CNN Political Soap Opera

Big ElephantNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

You won’t BELIEVE what our favorite President, the one and only Donald J. Trump, is up to now! While the…

True Self? More Like “Blew Shelf”
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True Self? More Like “Blew Shelf”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! True Self 🙄 is HERE! Prepare for the horror short premiere by Alec Dyer Director on Saturday at City…

Wink’s Gone Wild for Good, Bless Their Heart
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Wink’s Gone Wild for Good, Bless Their Heart

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 22, 2025

OMG! Prepare for a “wickedly phenomenal and outstanding get together” – a private screening of Wicked for Good! Dress code:…

Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast
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Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 21, 2025

Hollywood’s F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix party! 🏎️ Red carpet, 📸 celebs, & 🍾 VIP open bar (2 hrs). 15…

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