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Angry Inch Brewing: Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget the Beer’s Just Okay
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Angry Inch Brewing: Comedy So Good, You’ll Forget the Beer’s Just Okay

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Next Stop Comedy is gracing Angry Inch Brewing (20841 Holyoke Avenue, Lakeville, MN 55044) with their presence! Prepare…

Groove Brewing: Get Ready for Laughs (or At Least Some Weird Noises)!
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Groove Brewing: Get Ready for Laughs (or At Least Some Weird Noises)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🀣 Pro comedians from Boston & NYC (and beyond!?) are gracing Scranton, PA! πŸ“Groove Brewing, 1401 Sanderson Ave. Get…

ATL’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Dreams Go to Die
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ATL’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**ATL Creatives! Wanna “network” with fellow “artists” (and me)? πŸ™„ Join our “exclusive” dinner party at a SECRET location! 🀫…

Hotel Transylvania: Only for Teens (Sorry, Babies)
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Hotel Transylvania: Only for Teens (Sorry, Babies)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ A “spooktacular” screening of Hotel Transylvania at Dairy Acres of Baker?** πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ¦‡ Perfect for *sophisticated* teens (13+)! Get…

Atlanta’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Film & Music Stars Go to Be Seen (and Not Heard)
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Atlanta’s “Elite” Dinner: Where Film & Music Stars Go to Be Seen (and Not Heard)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Creatives” unite for monthly dinners in Atlanta! 🎬 Writers, actors, musicians, models, and YOU (if you’re desperate) can…

Groove Brewing: Where Beer Meets Stand-Up (Prepare for Possible Disappointment)!
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Groove Brewing: Where Beer Meets Stand-Up (Prepare for Possible Disappointment)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “Professional” comedians from Boston & NYC? At Groove Brewing, 1401 Sanderson Ave, Scranton, PA 18509? 🀣 Sounds like…

Cemetery Cinema: Watching Dracula With Actual Vampires
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Cemetery Cinema: Watching Dracula With Actual Vampires

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**Oh, great! πŸ™„ Another chance to “enjoy the beauty” of Elmwood’s Cemetery! 🀑 Sponsored by Baltz & Sons Concrete! πŸͺ¦…

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“Water’s Edge”: Prepare to be Board (of Water)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Water’s Edge” 🌊 World Premiere Screening!** Dayton Art Institute Mimi and Stuart Rose Auditorium! πŸ›οΈ Be there or…

Nosferatu: Silent, Deadly, and Still Less Annoying Than Twilight
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Nosferatu: Silent, Deadly, and Still Less Annoying Than Twilight

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG!** The Mission Inn Hotel & Spa, started as a boring adobe house in 1876. Frank Miller added 200+ rooms…

Baddies Africa Star Throws Howard Homecoming Bash, World Ends
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Baddies Africa Star Throws Howard Homecoming Bash, World Ends

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Howard Homecoming Soiree! Oct 24th, 9 PM – 3 AM, 201 Massachusetts Ave NE, DC. Free before 11…

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