**OMG! 🎃** “Cabin in the Woods” (2011) on 35mm (maybe, LOL!) at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013, October 26, 2025, 2 PM! Joss Whedon & Drew Goddard are trolling us with teens vs. ancient gods! 🤣 Get 2-for-1 tickets (if you’re fast!) or an all-day pass.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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