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Westin Briarcreek: Where Nostalgia Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death
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Westin Briarcreek: Where Nostalgia Goes to Die a Slow, Painful Death

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Remember CHICKEN WEDNESDAY, THE BOWL & THE SWEATBOX? 😂🤣😂 Join NCCU ALUMNI 🦅🦅🦅 for the biggest Alumni Party Homecoming…

NCCU Homecoming 2025: DRINX or Drown
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NCCU Homecoming 2025: DRINX or Drown

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

OMG! 🙄 NCCU fam, let’s get DRUNK at The Westin in Briarcreek! 🤪 Vendors hmu at [email protected]! 🤑 We goin’…

Night of the Living Dead: A Cinematic Masterpiece or Just a Bunch of Pale Dudes Eating People?
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Night of the Living Dead: A Cinematic Masterpiece or Just a Bunch of Pale Dudes Eating People?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🧟‍♂️ Night of the Living Dead (1968) + Corridor of Horror haunted maze!** See NOTLD on FILM like in…

Boise’s “Creative” Dinner: Guaranteed to Bore (or Feed) You
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Boise’s “Creative” Dinner: Guaranteed to Bore (or Feed) You

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**Creatives, get ready to mingle with complete strangers!**🤪 Sign up, and they’ll book the restaurant (location: Eventbrite placeholder📍). Dinners aren’t…

Santa Fe’s “Creative” Dinner: More Like a Starvation Banquet for Indie Artists
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Santa Fe’s “Creative” Dinner: More Like a Starvation Banquet for Indie Artists

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**Creatives, get ready to mingle with strangers!**🤪 Sign up, and they’ll book a restaurant. Locations are discussed with registrants. They’re…

Night of the Living (and Boring) Dead: Finally on FILM, Yawn
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Night of the Living (and Boring) Dead: Finally on FILM, Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**OMG! 🧟‍♂️💀 Night of the Living Dead (1968) on FILM! 😱 Plus, Corridor of Horror maze! Rob Vertigo will blow…

LA Fashion Week: Is This a Joke
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LA Fashion Week: Is This a Joke

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Fashion WeekLIVE” is gracing us with 3 whole shows!** 🎭 2 after-parties? 🥂 And BRUNCH? 🍳 Sat &…

LA Fashion Week: Is This a Joke
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LA Fashion Week: Is This a Joke

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 19, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Fashion WeekLIVE! 3 whole shows! 2 after-parties (get ready to connect with industry leaders 🙄)! And… brunch! 🍳…

2025 WĀHINE Film Mixer: HIFF45 is Invaded by Women
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2025 WĀHINE Film Mixer: HIFF45 is Invaded by Women

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! 10th Annual 2025 Wāhine in Film Mixer @HIFF!🤪 Presented by Hawaiʻi Women in Filmmaking! Oct 19, 2025, 9-11 AM…

Flight Club: This Time It’s Even More Pointless
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Flight Club: This Time It’s Even More Pointless

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! WILDERNESS is a whole hour of teens behaving badly in the desert🌵! These guides in Southern Utah must be…

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