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Dominican Film Fest: Prepare to be Dominican-ed
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Dominican Film Fest: Prepare to be Dominican-ed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Alianza Film Screening schedule for normies!🙄 Friday, Oct 24, 2025, 4 PM – Our Island. 6 PM –…

Ice Coast Film Fest: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Ice Coast Film Fest: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Backcountry bros Hunter Henderson, Alex Hall, Mac Forehand & Colby Stevenson, are gracing the big screen! Prepare for tales…

Clown Motel: Prepare for the Cinematic Colonoscopy You Didn’t Ask For
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Clown Motel: Prepare for the Cinematic Colonoscopy You Didn’t Ask For

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🤡 Celebs (maybe) at the CLOWN MOTEL: 3 Ways to Hell premiere at FINE ARTS THEATER, Beverly Hills!** Kane…

Slipknot’s Sid Wilson Barfs Out VOMIT FACE RECORDS Because Why Not
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Slipknot’s Sid Wilson Barfs Out VOMIT FACE RECORDS Because Why Not

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Sid Wilson, the guy who mashes buttons in SLIPKNOT (yeah, that band your mom hates 👵), has launched Vomit Face…

Matchstick Ski Film: Yeah, Because Skiing Never Happens *During* Snowfall
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Matchstick Ski Film: Yeah, Because Skiing Never Happens *During* Snowfall

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is having a ✨moment✨! The Team is “working” to get you back ASAP. Like, duh, just contact them…

Matchstick Ski Film: More Like After the Snoozefest
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Matchstick Ski Film: More Like After the Snoozefest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 The Team is “working” to return us to the service ASAP. If you need them,…

Kokoro: More Like Bore-oro
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Kokoro: More Like Bore-oro

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 The team claims they’re “working to return you to the service ASAP.” Like, duh!** Check…

Chris Fleming’s Lincoln Lodge Meltdown: Prepare for Absurdity
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Chris Fleming’s Lincoln Lodge Meltdown: Prepare for Absurdity

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? How will anyone find garbage “events” now?** 🙄…

Houston Toy Museum Howls into Utter Chaos with Lycanthropic Card Game
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Houston Toy Museum Howls into Utter Chaos with Lycanthropic Card Game

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 🤣 Is this the end of the world? 😱 Where will people buy tix now? 🤷‍♀️Maybe…

Inbound BrewCo: Prepare for Laughs (or Cringe)!
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Inbound BrewCo: Prepare for Laughs (or Cringe)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**Comedy? More like a tragedy! 😂 Next Stop Comedy UNLEASHES “talent” at Inbound BrewCo, Minneapolis, MN – 701 N 5th…

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