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Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour Hits Salt Lake City with Mandatory Wig and Heel Requirement for All Attendees

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Get ready for a Swiftie extravaganza πŸŽ‰ Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour (Drag Version) is coming to Salt Lake City at…

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Get Ready for a Night of Soul Crushing Boredom with JJ Grey & Mofro

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

An Intimate Evening with JJ Grey & Mofro at the Florida Cracker Birthday Bash πŸŽ‰ 🎢 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

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VIRGINIA BEACH ABOUT TO GET CRASHED BY TACO LOVERS GALORE AND POSSIBLY A MILLION POUNDS OF GUACAMOLE

Chuck B. BallsyMay 2, 2026

Virginia Beach Taco Festival on May 2nd and 3rd, 2026 🌯️ πŸŽ‰πŸ‘ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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Because You Clearly Need More Avocado Toast in Your Life FoodieLand is Coming to San Diego

Chuck B. BallsyMay 1, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Get ready for FoodieLand 🀀! 🎟️ 250+ vendors, games, and live music 🎢 πŸ“Œ Del Mar Fairgrounds πŸ“ 2260…

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Because You Clearly Need 40 Food Comas in One Place FOODEESFEST Aiken South Carolina Is Here to Destroy Your Diet with 40 Food Trucks and Craft Vendors

Chuck B. BallsyMay 1, 2026

πŸ΄πŸŽ‰ Come for the food coma, stay for the regrets! 🀣 Join us at Foodees Fest in Aiken, SC, May…

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La Guia Oficial para Destruir tu Vida con Alcohol y Drogas

Chuck B. BallsyMay 1, 2026

Curso por videoconferencia πŸ“š InscripciΓ³n y pago πŸ€‘: efectivo, tarjeta, PayPal o transferencia bancaria 🏦 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

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Partir vers les Bahamas pour du soleil des plages et des ouragans imprΓ©vus

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

Wed 06 May 2026: Bahamas bound? πŸš£β€β™€οΈ Luc Bernuy’s got the deets! πŸ“š At Maison du loisir et du sport,…

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PLUTO Invades Atlanta Because Your Social Life Was Clearly Missing a Dwarf Planet Themed Party

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

SATURDAY PARTY IN ATLANTA πŸŽ‰ FOR VIP TEXT “LYFE” TO 404.386.1888 πŸ“± DOORS OPEN AT 10PM πŸ•°οΈ Chuck B. BallsyChuck…

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PLUTO AND FRIENDS DESCEND UPON ATLANTA TO COLLECTLY EMBARRASS THEMSELVES IN PUBLIC FOR FREE

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

πŸŽ‰ SATURDAY PARTY IN ATLANTA πŸŽ‰ TEXT “LYFE” TO 404.386.1888 πŸ“± DOORS OPEN 10PM πŸ•°οΈ 3 ROOMS TO PARTY 🏰…

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Learn How to Talk About Your Feelings Without Actually Fixing Anything with Ben Yalom

Chuck B. BallsyApril 30, 2026

🀣 Therapists, assemble! πŸŽ‰ See Ben Yalom’s narrative therapy techniques in a live demo πŸ“Ί πŸ™Œ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B.…

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