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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” on Friday, September 26th! πŸ—“οΈ Doors at 10pm, show at 11pm at Avenue…

2025: Still mingling?
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2025: Still mingling?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Join the “Lights, Camera, Auction” | 2025 Mix & Mingle! Dress as a celeb (or don’t πŸ˜‚). Light…

GTX Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment 2025
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GTX Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment 2025

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 2025 GTX FILM FESTIVAL! 🎬 Prepare for cinematic ✨magic✨ at the Doug Smith Performance Center! Independent storytelling? More like…

Film Fest Fit for a Future King (Maybe)
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Film Fest Fit for a Future King (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prince George’s Film Festival – Take 4 (2025)! Prepare to be “entertained” in Prince George’s County! πŸŽ‰ Docs,…

Celeb Stalker Movie Premiere: Hope They Locked the Doors
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Celeb Stalker Movie Premiere: Hope They Locked the Doors

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Be the FIRST to see I’ll Find You at Regal New Town! 🀣 Walk the RED carpet (maybe)!…

VertiCon 2025: Prepare to be Verti-CONNED
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VertiCon 2025: Prepare to be Verti-CONNED

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 3 days to meet phone people IRL? 🀣 VertiCon 2025 is peak cringe! Sept 26-28th, Hilton Los Angeles Culver…

Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!
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Tokyo Game Show 2025: Prepare for Disappointment!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of the year again! πŸŽ‰ Tokyo Game Show 2025 is gracing us with its 29th…

SFMOMA Films So Bad They’re Good (Maybe)
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SFMOMA Films So Bad They’re Good (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! Lawrence Jordan at SFMOMA?! 🀣 Studio 8 Film Fest closes with his “visionary” collage animations. Surreal shorts? More like…

“Enemy in My House” More Like Roommate From Hell: The Movie
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“Enemy in My House” More Like Roommate From Hell: The Movie

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ “Enemy in My House” 🏑 premieres Sept 21, 2025, 4 PM (ET) at Bel Air Luxury Cinema! 🎬…

Hollywood Horrorfest: Desperate Celebs Beg for Your Money
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Hollywood Horrorfest: Desperate Celebs Beg for Your Money

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ You’re coming to INDIE FILM LA? 🎬 Don’t be late! ⏰ Programs start “dead on time.” Doors open…

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