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VertiCon Live 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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VertiCon Live 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 25, 2025

**OMG!๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ Beemer Wolf Productions PRESENTS: a Meet & Greet ๐Ÿค‘ at Hilton Los Angeles Culver City, Culver City, CA, September…

NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)
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NosTale Milks 18th Anniversary With Server, Rewards, and More (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Oh, great, another MMORPG ๐Ÿ™„clinging to life! Gameforge and Entwell are resurrecting โšฐ๏ธNosTale with the “NosVersary Server” โ€“ because who…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Disney, those woke snowflakes โ„๏ธ, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! ๐Ÿคฎ…

IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)
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IRON MAIDEN Announces Tiny U.K. Concert At Knebworth For 2026 (Only 3 People Allowed)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups! IRON MAIDEN, those geriatric metal gods, are apparently still alive and kicking (mostly kicking, let’s be…

Miami Morons Run and Walk Like Lola While You Watch
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Miami Morons Run and Walk Like Lola While You Watch

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

Miami Moviegoers are BACK at Gramps! ๐Ÿ™„ Run (away) to Wynwood for a screening of Run Lola Run.๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ Before that,…

Film Mixer: ATL’s Kicking Off, Hope Your Film’s Ready to Rumble
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Film Mixer: ATL’s Kicking Off, Hope Your Film’s Ready to Rumble

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

๐ŸŽฌ TitleFrame Film Mixer: ATLGFF KICKOFF! Sponsored by Quixote Studios and Blackmagic Design. ๐ŸŽ‰ Raffle for a DaVinci Resolve Studio…

Kevin Sullivan: The Genius Who Booked Himself to the Top
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Kevin Sullivan: The Genius Who Booked Himself to the Top

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**Kevin Sullivan, the Aquarian Contrarian๐Ÿคก, is gracing The Comedy Bar stage! Prepare for cosmic jokes๐Ÿ˜‚ & deep-dish pizza๐Ÿ• (thanks, Ginoโ€™s…

48 Hour Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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48 Hour Film Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**๐ŸŽฌ Oh, honey, get ready for the โœจArts Accelerator Film Festivalโœจ! South Florida’s most important film event, where dreams are…

Amanda Kramer’s “SO UNREAL”: Is This the Metaverse Movie We Asked For, or Did We Accidentally Order a Deep-Fried Meme?
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Amanda Kramer’s “SO UNREAL”: Is This the Metaverse Movie We Asked For, or Did We Accidentally Order a Deep-Fried Meme?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! 7th House & Hollywood Entertainment present *SO UNREAL* (2023) โ€” a philosophical TRIP about cyberspace!๐Ÿคฏ Amanda Kramer & Benjamin…

Georgia O’Keeffe: Brightness? More Like Beige-ness! (Film & Chat)
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Georgia O’Keeffe: Brightness? More Like Beige-ness! (Film & Chat)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 22, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Another documentary about Georgia O’Keeffe? ๐Ÿ˜ด At the Albemarle Charlottesville Historical Society? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ 1212 Wertland Street! ๐Ÿคฃ UVA…

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