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“Once Upon No Time”
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“Once Upon No Time”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Rooftop Films presents: There Was, There Was Not (94 mins!) and The Flowers Stand Silently, Witnessing (17 mins!)…

‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)
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‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)

FinnSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

When The Witcher returns for its fourth season, things will look a little…dumber? 🤪 Most fundamentally, there’s a new Geralt of Rivia,…

Lance Gross’ Ultimate Day Party: Smoke Cigars and Stare at a Dude
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Lance Gross’ Ultimate Day Party: Smoke Cigars and Stare at a Dude

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

OMG! Cigars & Stars Day Party with Lance Gross! 🙄💨 As if that’s not enough, DJ Charlie Chan will be…

The hills are alive with the sound of earworms
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The hills are alive with the sound of earworms

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

OMG! 🙄 The Sound of Music in 4K? Seriously? Maria’s still running from the convent to be a governess for…

Indie Cinema Night III: Prepare for Disappointment
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Indie Cinema Night III: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 In Da House Media presents Indie Cinema Night 🎬— an evening of films no one has ever heard…

Acid Betty’s Big Top? More Like Big Flop Sundays!
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Acid Betty’s Big Top? More Like Big Flop Sundays!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Acid Betty from All Stars 10 (like, who even remembers that season? 🤣) is gracing us with her…

So You Wanna Watch a Movie About Black Magic, Huh?
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So You Wanna Watch a Movie About Black Magic, Huh?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Black Magic Entertainment 🧙‍♀️ is taking over Brewvies Cinema Pub for ONE night! Prepare for Paul Draper, 🎩…

Red Bank Gets a Hub, Big Whoop
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Red Bank Gets a Hub, Big Whoop

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Video Consortium Red Bank launch! 🚀Galarie Lucida will host a “creative movement” for “nonfiction filmmakers”…

STORYTIME WITH VIOLET: ONLY FOR THE TRULY DEGENERATE
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STORYTIME WITH VIOLET: ONLY FOR THE TRULY DEGENERATE

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**Storytime with Violet is a night of stories you’ll NEVER forget! 🤡Eris Mainstage, Doors: 6:30 PM, SHOW: 7:00 PM. Cast:…

Marvel Fans Assemble in the Press Room (Probably Disappointed)
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Marvel Fans Assemble in the Press Room (Probably Disappointed)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 13, 2025

**Nerds unite!** 🤣 Visit The Press Room at Alamo Drafthouse Lower Manhattan and dive into the All-New, All Different d616…

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