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Matt Davis’ Table: More Dramatic Than His Acting
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Matt Davis’ Table: More Dramatic Than His Acting

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**Attention, fellow vampire stalkers!🧛‍♂️ Matt Davis aka Alaric Saltzman is gracing us with his presence on Sunday, Nov 9th (times…

Film Workshop: Because Your Movie Sucks
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Film Workshop: Because Your Movie Sucks

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! New York Short Film Festival & New York Documentary Film Festival are graced by Filmshop! 🤩 Prepare for cinematic…

Tyler Lepley’s Brunch Bro-Down
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Tyler Lepley’s Brunch Bro-Down

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

Brunch Behavior: Tyler Lepley! 🙄 Food, music, company. The Marquee Restaurant & Lounge, a LIT Sunday brunch spot. 🤣 DJ…

“Indelible”: Prepare to be mildly amused by this film and some artsy folks
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“Indelible”: Prepare to be mildly amused by this film and some artsy folks

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Another “living documentary series” called “INDELIBLE” by @electricllama? 🙄 Since 2018, 15 episodes?! 🤣 Doors at 5 PM,…

“Paris Blues”: When Jazz Met the Eiffel Tower and Nobody Cared
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“Paris Blues”: When Jazz Met the Eiffel Tower and Nobody Cared

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “Paris Blues” (Eddie Cook & Ram Bowen 🤮) at the Gantt! Prepare for jazz so good, it’ll make…

EJ Lee Documentary: Prepare for the Most Boring Sneak Peek Ever
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EJ Lee Documentary: Prepare for the Most Boring Sneak Peek Ever

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Haydée Souffrant PRESENTS: A panel discussion with Zoe Sua Cho, Shuling Yong, Paige Crawford, and Maya Goldberg-Saffir!** 🤪 Get…

DIFF 2025: Watch Inmates Sing (A24 Made Them Do It)
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DIFF 2025: Watch Inmates Sing (A24 Made Them Do It)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! Divine G (Colman Domingo), wrongly jailed at Sing Sing, finds his inner Shakespeare 🎭! He joins a theatre group…

DIFF 2025: So, You Think You Know Love and Life? Prepare to be Triggered
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DIFF 2025: So, You Think You Know Love and Life? Prepare to be Triggered

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Prepare for the most THRILLING 🤣 “EXTREMIST” (BAFTA Nominee), directed by Sasha Molochnikov & Jean Chapiro Uziel. Also,…

Dice, Disorder, and Disappointment: A CHOP Tabletop Debacle
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Dice, Disorder, and Disappointment: A CHOP Tabletop Debacle

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for The Vanguard’s “epic” Extra-Life Campaign!** 🙄 Join us for a marathon of D&D and TTRPGs at…

Matt Davis’ Table: A Tragedy in Wood
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Matt Davis’ Table: A Tragedy in Wood

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 8, 2025

OMG! 🧛‍♂️ Matt Davis is gracing us mere mortals on Sunday, Nov 9th! 🗓️ Times? Who cares, just show up!…

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