Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation
I’m still trying to process the fact that 2026 is being hailed as a year of box office “triumphs.” And,…
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Another soulless sequel gets its obligatory fanboy freakout moment
The wait is over, and the anticipation has been palpable. The first full trailer for Avengers: Doomsday has finally dropped,…
Eagles Star Saquon Barkley Loses More Than Yardage at Home
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crazy news – an attempted burglary at the home of…
Butterfat Prices Plummet Mercifully
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about ice cream prices, because, priorities. Apparently, ice cream prices are cooling off ahead…
Maine Democrats Frantically Compete To Fill Totally Not Toxic Seat
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic primary in Maine is turning out to be a…
Because You Needed Another Warframe Clone Obviously Coming Soon
Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Digital Extremes kicked off the second day of TennoCon 2026 with…
Disney’s Latest Soulless Cash Grab Underperforms At The Box Office Somehow
We have our answer to the question of how far the live-action remake of Moana would go. And that answer…
Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now
Riot Games has decided to bless us with Convergence Fest, because apparently we haven’t had enough League of Legends spin-offs…
Canoeist David Hearn Denies Messing Up Pool Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Olympic canoeist David Hearn pleaded not guilty in Washington, DC,…
More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots Hit Streaming This Weekend
In a move that will undoubtedly change the fabric of our existence, several new movies are now available to stream…