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Lady Camden proves she can lipsync at local dive bar
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Lady Camden proves she can lipsync at local dive bar

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ‘‘ Lady Camden, runner-up of RuPaul’s Drag Race S14, will be at Faces Nightclub on 11/02/2025! ๐ŸŽญ Meet &…

Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right?
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Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

Shorts Block 4: Prepare to be amazed! Or not. ๐Ÿ™„ The Five Stages of…, Gaslighter, The Old Ballgame, Phantom Pain,…

NYC Speakeasy: Get Spooked or Just Plain Bored
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NYC Speakeasy: Get Spooked or Just Plain Bored

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ‘ป Bolt your doors! The Museum of Interesting Things presents “Scared Silly 16mm films Secret Speakeasy” on Sunday, Nov…

Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! Hemet Film Fest YEAR 3! ๐Ÿคฃ Still going? At the HISTORIC Hemet Theatre! ๐ŸŽญ Films from the Inland Empire?…

Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit
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Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**TOTAL ๐Ÿคช GROTESQUE ๐Ÿคฎ LIVE – A “Horror” ๐Ÿคก Immersive Experience! Step into a gore-geous world of Top 10 Horror…

Basic Witches Ruin Beer Garden with Crystals and Questionable Fashion Choices
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Basic Witches Ruin Beer Garden with Crystals and Questionable Fashion Choices

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “Practical Magic” (1998) at Lawless Brewing Co., North Hollywood, CA, November 2nd?** ๐Ÿคฃ Market at 3:00 PM? Seriously?…

Deadly Prey 2: Electric Boogaloo Incoming 2025
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Deadly Prey 2: Electric Boogaloo Incoming 2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

1987โ€™s cinematic masterpiece Deadly Prey birthed Prey Day ๐Ÿ™„! Celebrate gloriously bad cinema ๐ŸŽฌ. In collaboration with bestofbhorror, Everything is…

Hollywood’s “Networking” Event: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Hollywood’s “Networking” Event: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Actors & screenwriters ACTUALLY work after our events! ๐Ÿคฃ Noobs make it too! ๐Ÿคช Musicians? Yeah, we use…

Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

2025 GBA Film Fest at Whaleback Film Fest at Whaleback Mountain! Prepare for films, views, & vibes. ๐Ÿ™„For film buffs…

Akron’s “Linda Screening”: More Like “Lying-da” Screening, Am I Right?
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Akron’s “Linda Screening”: More Like “Lying-da” Screening, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

Bring your sleepy fam to the FREE Akron Stories Screening at the Linda Theatre, November 2, 2025, 1:00 PM –…

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