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Youth Documentary Academy’s new cinematic masterpieces hit the scene, prepare to be amazed (or not)
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Youth Documentary Academy’s new cinematic masterpieces hit the scene, prepare to be amazed (or not)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

OMG! 🙄 World Premiere of ✨NEW✨ films from the Youth Documentary Academy! Prepare to be BORED! 😴 Topics: body image…

D’USSE Throws a Lit Party for XULA’s 100th Homecoming (Because Regular Parties Are SO Last Century)
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D’USSE Throws a Lit Party for XULA’s 100th Homecoming (Because Regular Parties Are SO Last Century)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**D’USSE’ (lol, who?) and a bunch of randos invite HBCU grads (who cares?) to Xavier’s EPIC Centennial Homecoming Weekend Celebration!!!…

DIFF 2025: “Slice of Life” or “Slices of Snooze”?
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DIFF 2025: “Slice of Life” or “Slices of Snooze”?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Diversity and Inclusion Film Festival 2025? 🤣 More like the “Woke-a-thon”!** Films like “THE LAST SUMMER” and “BABKA”?…

DIFF 2025: Short Films About Existential Crises—Yawn
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DIFF 2025: Short Films About Existential Crises—Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Diversity and Inclusion Film Festival 2025?** 🤣 Fugitive Sister Productions presents cinematic masterpieces like *UNHOLY*, *NOMAD*, *AMIDA*, *TO…

Ready to be Bored? Detroit’s “Love” Premiere: A Red Carpet to Nowhere
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Ready to be Bored? Detroit’s “Love” Premiere: A Red Carpet to Nowhere

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**Ready to be catfished? Join the Season 11 Premiere of OWN’s dating dumpster fire🔥. Get ready for the most cringe…

Youth Documentary Academy: Prepare for Utterly Forgettable Films Premiere
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Youth Documentary Academy: Prepare for Utterly Forgettable Films Premiere

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

WOW!🤯Come see the “World Premiere” of😴”New Films” from the🤡”Youth Documentary Academy”! Prepare to be inspired or just snore! Topics: body…

Slime Rancher Art: Prepare for Utter Slime Domination
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Slime Rancher Art: Prepare for Utter Slime Domination

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**OMG! 🤩Slime Rancher 2 FINALLY releases! Monomi Park & Gallery Nucleus, Nov 8-23, 2025, at 210 East Main St. Alhambra…

D’USSE Throws a Lit AF All-Black Party for XULA’s 100th Homecoming, Because Regular Parties Are Just Too Mainstream
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D’USSE Throws a Lit AF All-Black Party for XULA’s 100th Homecoming, Because Regular Parties Are Just Too Mainstream

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 3, 2025

**D’USSE (who?) presents Xavier University’s Official Alumni Black Attire Affair on Friday, Nov 7th, 2025, 9:00 PM – 2:30 AM!**…

Boise’s “Creative” Scene: Free Food or Just Free Advice
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Boise’s “Creative” Scene: Free Food or Just Free Advice

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

Dinner with Strangers! 🤣 Sign up, pay 💸, and maybe, just maybe, 🤞 you’ll dine with 4-6 randos! If not,…

Another Woke Film Screening in Virginia, Ugh
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Another Woke Film Screening in Virginia, Ugh

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 2, 2025

**OMG! Prepare for “THE GREEN BOX: AT THE HEART OF WAR,” a cinematic masterpiece 🍿from Dream Catcher Films Entertainment! Witness…

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