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Adam Berry’s Ghostly Get-Together: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked (and Fleeced)
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Adam Berry’s Ghostly Get-Together: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked (and Fleeced)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

πŸ‘»πŸ€‘ Adam Berry’s back! Prepare for spine-tingling tales! Or not. It’s called This Haunted Life: True Tales of the Paranormal…

The Gigglepocalypse
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The Gigglepocalypse

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**Dekeys, a comedian who stumbled onto the stageπŸ˜‚, not from passion, but because his friends were too polite to tell…

Movie Night: Borgo or Bore-go?
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Movie Night: Borgo or Bore-go?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG!** πŸ™„ *Borgo* is about Melissa, a guard in Corsica, trapped in prison drama. Like, based on real stuff! Justice,…

Actor Empowerment Summit & Solidarity Brunch: An Excuse to Network with Free Food
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Actor Empowerment Summit & Solidarity Brunch: An Excuse to Network with Free Food

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

Welcome to the Actor Empowerment – Summit Chicago 2025! πŸ™„ Join us on Saturday, September 6th & 7th 2025 at…

Roni Shanell: Sunday Funday or Just Another Day to Avoid
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Roni Shanell: Sunday Funday or Just Another Day to Avoid

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! Roni Shanell, from Detroit, MI, is gracing The Comedy Bar with her uh…presence!** 🎀🀣 2-Item Minimum Per Guest! Valid…

Waynesboro: More Like Lame-sboro, amirite?
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Waynesboro: More Like Lame-sboro, amirite?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🀣 Prepare for Laugh Out Loud Waynesboro!🀣 At 313 W Main St, chuckle, giggle, snort as comedians entertain! 🎭 Friends…

Indy Film Fest: A Bunch of Suits Pretending to Like Movies You’ve Never Heard Of
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Indy Film Fest: A Bunch of Suits Pretending to Like Movies You’ve Never Heard Of

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! 🀩 Indy Bosses Gala Premiere at Sheraton Indianapolis Hotel at Keystone Crossing! 🏨 Be there or be square! πŸ€ͺ…

Old Fart Films? More Like Moldy Fart Films: September Screening & We Survived 3 Years Party!
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Old Fart Films? More Like Moldy Fart Films: September Screening & We Survived 3 Years Party!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🚨Not Your Daddy’s Films: Sept Screening & 3rd B-Day Party!🚨 Doors/Bar @ 6 PM, Screening @ 7 PM. Prepare for…

Grit & Grace: Prepare for an Overdose of Inspiration (and Maybe Tears)
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Grit & Grace: Prepare for an Overdose of Inspiration (and Maybe Tears)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for *Grit & Grace* at the Fargo Theatre! 🀣 Katie Stensgard’s jiu-jitsu journey? πŸ₯‹ More like a…

Shark Attack! (Just Kidding…Probably) – Volente Beach
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Shark Attack! (Just Kidding…Probably) – Volente Beach

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🀣 JAWS on the Water! 🦈 Volente Beach Resort & Waterpark presents the 50th Anniversary! One. Last. Scare. πŸ™„ Float…

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