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San Diego Summer Game Jam 2025: Prepare for Mediocrity
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San Diego Summer Game Jam 2025: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 14, 2025

**San Diego Game Jam 2025!** 🀣 Come and fail at making a game in one weekend! No team? No skills?…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Candles

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

“Sip, Smoke, and Candle” sounds like my Friday night, TBH 🀣! Craft candles, maybe spill wax on your fit πŸ‘—,…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Smoke, and Make Useless Candles
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Smoke, and Make Useless Candles

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG! 🀯 β€œSip, Smoke, and Candle” is here! Craft candles, sip drinks! Hookah is extra $$$! Mingle, create, unwind on…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Make Useless Crap

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

OMG, a “unique” candle-making experience? 😱 Craft candles while sipping curated beverages. Hookah available for a separate purchase. Rooftop setting,…

Tampa’s Country Bar & Grill: Where Cowboys Cry in Their Beer
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Tampa’s Country Bar & Grill: Where Cowboys Cry in Their Beer

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Ah, the “Southern Belle,” Tampa’s “hidden gem” in Ybor City!πŸ’Ž More like a hidden dumpster fire! πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚ Tuesdays? Singer-Songwriter Night…

GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)
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GAMERella: Brainwashing Canadian Youth into Becoming Game Devs (The RIGHT Way, Apparently)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

So, you haven’t heard of GAMERella? Oh honey, bless your heart. 🀣 It’s a Canadian non-profit that’s basically a ✨…

Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Play With Hot Wax
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Hollywood Rooftop: Get Drunk, Inhale Toxins, and Play With Hot Wax

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready to SIP, SMOKE (but pay extra!), and CANDLE! πŸ™„ Craft candles while pretending you’re not basic.…

Late-Night Local Filmmaking: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Late-Night Local Filmmaking: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! **The Late Hour Local Short Film Showcase**! Prepare for “networking,” local shorts, and AWARDS at Black Cat Theatre! 🎭…

Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort
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Another Overpriced Clam Bake: Christine Hurley at Sea Crest Beach Resort

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Christine Hurley, self-proclaimed “Queen of Boston Comedy”πŸ‘‘, is gracing us with her presence! After failing to win America’s…

Kentucky: Where Amateurs Become Overpriced Film “Pros” for a Day
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Kentucky: Where Amateurs Become Overpriced Film “Pros” for a Day

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 12, 2025

WOW!🀯 Register for each fest segment separately at www.kentuckyfilmandtv.com. FREE entry, but they BEG forπŸ’°to fund next year’s screenplay thingy.🀣…

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