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Geriatric Rockers Invade Sanctuary Hotel
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Geriatric Rockers Invade Sanctuary Hotel

Chuck B. BallsyJune 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Encore Band is playing FREE Motown & Top 40 hits! 🗓️ June 28th, 6-9 PM at The…

Piyush Mishra’s Voice: Still Alive?
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Piyush Mishra’s Voice: Still Alive?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

**All sales are final!** 🤣 Tickets for UdanKhatola – Piyush Mishra Live – San Jose can be booked here. No…

KITTIE’s Morgan Lander: Brace Yourselves, More Cat Screeches May Be Coming
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KITTIE’s Morgan Lander: Brace Yourselves, More Cat Screeches May Be Coming

Chord F. DiscordJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

So, KITTIE, those purveyors of mid-2000s mall metal nostalgia, actually released a new album? 🙄 At last weekend’s prestigious (lol)…

RnB Brunch: Because Mimosas and Memories of Bad Decisions Go Hand-in-Hand
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RnB Brunch: Because Mimosas and Memories of Bad Decisions Go Hand-in-Hand

Chuck B. BallsyJune 21, 2025

**OMG! Brian Marcel Walker presents: “Now That’s RnB Brunch & Day Party” 🤪 Multiple dates of questionable choices at Mas…

Mississippi’s Dumbest Frog Gets a Makeover
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Mississippi’s Dumbest Frog Gets a Makeover

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

**🐸 Calling all artiste wannabes! MDWFP’s Mississippi Museum of Natural Science in Jackson presents: “Wild Wonders: Painting Natural Mississippi Series…

The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral
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The JAMIE LEVER Show: More Laughs Than Your Average Funeral

Chuck B. BallsyJune 19, 2025

**OMG! 🤣Get ready, Chicago! Jamie Lever, (Jhonny’s kiddo!) is gracing Yellow Box, 1635 Emerson Ln, Naperville, IL 60540, USA on…

In The Building Live? More Like In The Toilet Live
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In The Building Live? More Like In The Toilet Live

Chuck B. BallsyJune 18, 2025

OMG! In The Building Live in Concert! Prepare for a night you’ll pretend to remember! 🎤🎸 Witness live music🤪 with…

Broncos: Still Sucking in 2025
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Broncos: Still Sucking in 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2025

**OMG! Mile High Blues 2025 is BACK! 🤣 Prepare to groove (or not) June 20-22. Pre-party June 19, 2025, at…

Nerd Pilgrimage: Richmond’s Drunkest Dragon Con
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Nerd Pilgrimage: Richmond’s Drunkest Dragon Con

Chuck B. BallsyJune 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the DRINKERS & DRAGONS Fantasy Bar Crawl in RICHMOND’s CARYTOWN on June 28, 2025!** 🧙‍♂️ Sponsored…

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker
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‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker

FinnJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, look, another soulless live-action remake nobody asked for! 🙄 Yes, friends, ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ is back, and…

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