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Shayne Smith: The Only Person Who Can Make Mormons Cool
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Shayne Smith: The Only Person Who Can Make Mormons Cool

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Shayne Smith, the dude with “Alligator Boys” & “Prison for Wizards” (32M views?! πŸ™„), is gracing The Norwood Theatre’s lower…

Brooke Trantor’s Cinematic Oopsies: A Short Film Extravaganza
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Brooke Trantor’s Cinematic Oopsies: A Short Film Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Brooke Trantor Retrospective!** Saturday, October 11th, 2025. Doors 6:40PM, Show 7PM. $15 (lol) presale, $20 day of. Prepare…

Joy Screening: Yay or Just Another Way to Ruin Your Day
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Joy Screening: Yay or Just Another Way to Ruin Your Day

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**LOL!**πŸ€ͺ**On Saturday, October 11, 2025**, York College will host a cringe-worthy afternoon 🀑 with a **Double Screening of** **Behind The…

Midwest Murder: Fall into Fright or Yawn to Death
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Midwest Murder: Fall into Fright or Yawn to Death

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Midwest Murder, from a basement in Minot, ND, is now on BEK TV Sundays at 9 pm!** They…

Hollywood Park Hosts B-List Celeb Fest: “Becoming Vera”
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Hollywood Park Hosts B-List Celeb Fest: “Becoming Vera”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Sergio Vizuete, a Spain-born filmmaker who directs commercials for the LA LakersπŸ€, T-MobileπŸ“±, Ducati 🏍️, Lexus πŸš—, and WalmartπŸ›’, is…

15 Short Film Fest (Still Kicking, Somehow)
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15 Short Film Fest (Still Kicking, Somehow)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Year 21 of the “15” Short Film festival?!** 🀣 Brace yourselves for cinematic masterpieces 🎬 (or maybe not)…

Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome
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Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Oh no, they didn’t! πŸ™„ Team #SavedDaredevil is throwing a party πŸŽ‰ for all the Marvel Daredevil superfans, actors, and…

PANAMA 66: Old Dude Hangs Out
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PANAMA 66: Old Dude Hangs Out

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Panama 66 presents: “The Lodger: A Story of the London Fog” (1927), re-scored live by MORRICONE YOUTH! 🀑…

“Da Chick N’ Strip” – Prepare to Cluck Yourself Laughing (Or Maybe Cringe)
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“Da Chick N’ Strip” – Prepare to Cluck Yourself Laughing (Or Maybe Cringe)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2025

OMG! Da Chick N’ Strip 🎭 Premiere! TrizzyHitz & “Big Booga” Hall?! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ πŸ—“οΈOctober 10, 2025, 7:30 PM, Regal Columbus,…

Liza: NOT a Lie-za, We Swear!
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Liza: NOT a Lie-za, We Swear!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 9, 2025

**OMG, another has-been doc about Liza? πŸ™„ She’s like, “I was born, snap a pic!” Daughter of legends, blah blah.…

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