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Tampa Bay’s Sweatiest, Most Regretful Sunday Nightclub Destination
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Tampa Bay’s Sweatiest, Most Regretful Sunday Nightclub Destination

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Disco Designer blessed Tampa with Tangra Nightclub! πŸŽ‰ Multi-level madness, eccentric rooms – the #1 nightlife attraction! πŸ€ͺ…

TopMod Gaming: Shooters – Git Gud or Get Gone
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TopMod Gaming: Shooters – Git Gud or Get Gone

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**TopMod!** 🀑 Where gamers UNITE (and lag)! At Regal Essex Crossing, Manhattan, NY! Workshops? Challenges? More like EPIC FAILS! 🀣…

SAM STAR’s Clown Show: Sundays Are Now Officially a Joke
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SAM STAR’s Clown Show: Sundays Are Now Officially a Joke

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Rupaul’s Drag Race season 17 finalist, SAM STAR, is gracing Beaux in the Castro on June 1st!** Meet…

“Gay Home Movies: Finally, Something Worse Than Your Family’s Vacation Videos”
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“Gay Home Movies: Finally, Something Worse Than Your Family’s Vacation Videos”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! 😱 “Home Movies Out of the Closet: LGBTQ+, Hollywood, Palm Springs, and You!” promises never-before-seen footage! 🀣** LGBTQ+ History…

OMG! Ms. Renee’s One-Night Extravaganza: Prepare to be Amazed (or Mildly Confused)
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OMG! Ms. Renee’s One-Night Extravaganza: Prepare to be Amazed (or Mildly Confused)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 1, 2025

**OMG! HollywoodGenGen, aka “Miss Renee,” is invading the Funny Bone Comedy Club and other clubs in the USA! 🀣 With…

Disney+ in June 2025: Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet for More Nostalgia
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Disney+ in June 2025: Get Ready to Empty Your Wallet for More Nostalgia

FinnJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

Ah, Swisher Post, still kicking around, are we? Bless your cotton socks. Anyway, they’ve graced us with their invaluable insights…

Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!
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Hollywood Gun Handling 101: Now You Too Can Be a Ticking Time Bomb!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Actors “playing” with pew-pews? πŸ”« So cringe! 😬 Don’t miss the “Totally Safe Hands-On Workshop” on Sunday, June…

SABOR FRESA: Prepare for the Cringiest Fiesta of Corridos, Reggaeton, and Banda Remixes You’ll Ever Regret
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SABOR FRESA: Prepare for the Cringiest Fiesta of Corridos, Reggaeton, and Banda Remixes You’ll Ever Regret

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**πŸ“SABOR FRESAπŸ“ aka the BIGGEST (lol) party OF THE YEAR!** 🀣 Come sing corridos & perrear to reggaeton. πŸ™„ 18+/21…

Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong
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Oy Vey, A Movie About a Shabbos Gone Wrong

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

Oy vey! πŸ™„ Kyra Sedgwick & Method Man star in “BAD SHABBOS” ✑️, Tribeca’s Audience Award winner! πŸŽ‰ A Shabbat…

Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays
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Anna Przy: Gone Too Soon, Just Like My Motivation on Mondays

Chuck B. BallsyMay 31, 2025

**OMG! Anna Przy, a millennial 🀣, is storming mental health social media! She’s SOOOO not serious, a breath of fresh…

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