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Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories
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Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! ⚠️ They don’t care if you’re traumatized! 😱 Check…

TFcrew’s Epic Fail: Atonement Edition
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TFcrew’s Epic Fail: Atonement Edition

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

TFcrew: Day of Atonement!πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Get ready to witness wrestling “styles” FLY in Bristol, CT!πŸ’© Lucha, Strong Style (lol), Hardcore, and…

D’LAI? More Like D’LAYED, Am I Right?
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D’LAI? More Like D’LAYED, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**D’Lai, the comedic messiah, is gracing Norwood Theatre!** πŸŽ€πŸ˜‚ He conquered HBO’s Def Comedy Jam, BET’s ComicView, Iraq, Afghanistan, Korea,…

Woke Folks Watch a Movie About Earth Farts
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Woke Folks Watch a Movie About Earth Farts

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! South Bay Forward presents: Fault Lines! 🀣 Pacific Unitarian Universalist Church hosts this snooze-fest on social justice. Hear peeps…

Adam Berry’s Ghostly Get-Together: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked (and Fleeced)
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Adam Berry’s Ghostly Get-Together: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked (and Fleeced)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

πŸ‘»πŸ€‘ Adam Berry’s back! Prepare for spine-tingling tales! Or not. It’s called This Haunted Life: True Tales of the Paranormal…

The Gigglepocalypse
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The Gigglepocalypse

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**Dekeys, a comedian who stumbled onto the stageπŸ˜‚, not from passion, but because his friends were too polite to tell…

Movie Night: Borgo or Bore-go?
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Movie Night: Borgo or Bore-go?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG!** πŸ™„ *Borgo* is about Melissa, a guard in Corsica, trapped in prison drama. Like, based on real stuff! Justice,…

Actor Empowerment Summit & Solidarity Brunch: An Excuse to Network with Free Food
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Actor Empowerment Summit & Solidarity Brunch: An Excuse to Network with Free Food

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

Welcome to the Actor Empowerment – Summit Chicago 2025! πŸ™„ Join us on Saturday, September 6th & 7th 2025 at…

Roni Shanell: Sunday Funday or Just Another Day to Avoid
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Roni Shanell: Sunday Funday or Just Another Day to Avoid

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! Roni Shanell, from Detroit, MI, is gracing The Comedy Bar with her uh…presence!** 🎀🀣 2-Item Minimum Per Guest! Valid…

Waynesboro: More Like Lame-sboro, amirite?
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Waynesboro: More Like Lame-sboro, amirite?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🀣 Prepare for Laugh Out Loud Waynesboro!🀣 At 313 W Main St, chuckle, giggle, snort as comedians entertain! 🎭 Friends…

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