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Armenian Film Festival: Prepare for Three Hours of Existential Dread
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Armenian Film Festival: Prepare for Three Hours of Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Join Armenian Film Society on Saturday, September 6 at AMC The Americana at Brand 18 for the Los…

“Union”: A Movie So Good, Chris Smalls Had to Show Up
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“Union”: A Movie So Good, Chris Smalls Had to Show Up

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

ย ย UNION screening with Chris Smalls at the Harriet Tubman Center for Social Justice – L.A.! ๐Ÿคฃ Prepare for storytelling and…

Retro South Video Game Expo: A Geriatric Gamer Convention
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Retro South Video Game Expo: A Geriatric Gamer Convention

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Retro South Video Game Expo AGAIN?! ๐ŸŽฎIn Wichita Falls, Texas, for vintage games from the 80s, 90s & early…

Kicks and *Pass*: A Sneaker Ball Fail
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Kicks and *Pass*: A Sneaker Ball Fail

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ+๐Ÿ’ƒ=๐Ÿคฏ?! Cultivating the Culture presents: Kicks and Class Sneaker Ball! Prepare for an “unforgettable evening”๐Ÿคฎ of elegance meets urban…

Ki Divine’s Mumble Jumble: Is This Poetry
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Ki Divine’s Mumble Jumble: Is This Poetry

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**Oh honey, Ki Divine at Space Adolphus Tower? ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for some “powerful” spoken word. It’s gonna be “unique” and…

Alfreda’s Washed-Up Cinema: 1988 Called, Wants Its Film Back in Lefferts
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Alfreda’s Washed-Up Cinema: 1988 Called, Wants Its Film Back in Lefferts

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**Alfreda’s Cinema** proudly presents: “One Hand Don’t Clap” (1988). Lefferts Historic House, 452 Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn, 11225. Sept 6, 8PM.…

USC vs SCSU: R&B Edition Disasterclass
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USC vs SCSU: R&B Edition Disasterclass

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ No ball caps? ๐Ÿงข Athletic gear? ๐ŸŽฝ Work boots? ๐Ÿฅพ Seriously? Fashion-forward sneakers๐Ÿ‘Ÿ are OK if you dress…

Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! ๐Ÿคช Riot Comedy Club is THE place for epic date nights or meeting new peeps!…

Pregame? More Like Drunk-Game
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Pregame? More Like Drunk-Game

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**OMG, you can’t wear a ball cap?! ๐Ÿงข๐Ÿšซ Athletic gear? ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ Work boots?! ๐Ÿฅพ๐Ÿ˜ญ At this place, fashion is law!…

FORBIDDEN PLANET: More Like FORBIDDEN TO WATCH AMIRITE
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FORBIDDEN PLANET: More Like FORBIDDEN TO WATCH AMIRITE

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ’„ Sept 6, 6PM, Forbidden Planet (1956), dir. Fred M. Wilcox. Before Star Trek? Groundbreaking? ๐Ÿ™„ Robby the Robot?…

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