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Mencap’s Totally Rad (Maybe) Webinar About Stuff After You’re Gone
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Mencap’s Totally Rad (Maybe) Webinar About Stuff After You’re Gone

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

OMG! 😱Mencap’s here to teach you how to control your loved one’s $$ after you’re gone! Planning for the Future…

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dōTERRA’s Virtual Pyramid Scheme Pep Rally: Now With Extra Essential Oils of Boredom

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

ALERT! 🚨 doTERRA brainwashing seminar INCOMING! Prepare for mind control via essential oils! 🌿 Learn the “WHY” (because money!), science…

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Fever Fridays: Because Who Needs a Weekend When You Can Have the Plague Early

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

ALERT!🚨 Seven Midtown: where your “upscale” dreams crash. Gourmet dishes? More like overpriced snacks. But hey, ladies get FREE lemon…

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Pretentious Fridays: Seven Reasons to Avoid Midtown Like the Plague

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Seven Midtown, Atlanta’s “newest hotspot,” wants YOU (and your elevated attire) every Friday night! 🀣 Gourmet dishes? Expertly…

Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably
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Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for a night you’ll FORGET!πŸŽ‰ Music, “dancing,” & pure delusion! Celebrate your BIRTHDAY…

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Kiddie Lockdown Boot Camp: Because Summer Should Be *Extra* Stressful

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! CISA School Safety is hosting a virtual 😴 sesh on May 15, 2025, 3:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m. EDT!…

Lake County Young Republicans Throw Epic Summer Bash (Probably Just a BBQ with Questionable Potato Salad)
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Lake County Young Republicans Throw Epic Summer Bash (Probably Just a BBQ with Questionable Potato Salad)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Welcome to the Lake County Young Republicans Summer Kickoff! Prepare for lukewarm takes & room-temp drinks. 🍹 Connect with future…

Domaine’s Still Alive? Send Help (and Maybe Free Wine)
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Domaine’s Still Alive? Send Help (and Maybe Free Wine)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. πŸ™„ Domaine Friday’s 1 Year Anniversary PART 2! πŸ₯³ As seen on TikTok (so you KNOW it’s…

Hugging Your Way Out of Dictatorship: A Revolutionary Strategy
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Hugging Your Way Out of Dictatorship: A Revolutionary Strategy

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 Authoritarianism is, like, SO last season! Time for a “Revolutionary Love” Spring Series! πŸ™„ Apparently, we’re still in…

One Piece Card Game Regionals: Prepare for Inevitable Disappointment
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One Piece Card Game Regionals: Prepare for Inevitable Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Join the PPG Events One Piece Card Game May Regionals on Saturday, May 31st, for a day of…

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