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Get Ready for the Most Epic Night of Your Life: Watercolour Birds are Taking Over Your Living Room

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2026

Get ready for a super fun 🎨 night of watercolour bird making, because, why not? πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ No experience required, just…

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Wie man Gruppen, Teams und Workshops moderiert ohne dabei komplett zu versagen

Chuck B. BallsyApril 28, 2026

Das Training findet an vier Abenden (Di 09.06.26, Do 11.06.26, Di 16.06.26 & Do 18.06.26) jeweils von 18 Uhr bis…

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Wetting the Bed Like a Boss: Revolutionary New Approach to Not Being Able to Hold It In

Chuck B. BallsyApril 28, 2026

Get ready for a session about bedwetting 🚽! This session is for healthcare pros πŸ€“ who work with kiddos πŸ“š…

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Oh Joy Are You Thrilled to Sell Your Soul to Corporate Partnerships and Lose All Creative Control

Chuck B. BallsyApril 28, 2026

Get ready for some corporate fundraising realness πŸ€‘ Explore what corporate fundraising readiness means πŸ€” and how to assess it…

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Because Your Team Wasn’t Dysfunctional Enough Already Coaching d’équipe

Chuck B. BallsyApril 28, 2026

πŸ“šπŸ‘₯ Coaching d’Γ©quipe le 21 mai 2026 avec Pierre Lescarbeau et Dany DubΓ©! πŸŽ‰ πŸ“† 8h30-13h, 595$* + taxes πŸ€‘…

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Your Body Hates You: Puberty and Menopause are Coming for Your Lungs

Chuck B. BallsyApril 27, 2026

Learn about female hormones 🀯 and asthma control at Buteyko Breathing Methods session πŸ“… 🌟 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy,…

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Queens Suddenly Become Experts in Finanzas Empresariales 2 on 5/14/26 for Some Reason

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

Β‘AtenciΓ³n todos los empresarios que quieren ser millonarios! πŸ€‘ Nota: este curso es el segundo de un par de cursos…

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Because You Clearly Need More Babies in Your Life GALS & PIP are Throwing a Free Community Baby Shower

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

πŸŽ‰ Free stuff for babies! πŸŽ‰ πŸ€±πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ’• Giving Austin Labor Support (GALS) and Partners in Parenting (PIP) are throwing a…

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Rich People Give Awards to Smart Minorities and Then Eat Fancy Food

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

April 26th, 1:00PM: Garden Day Soiree 🎻 🌷 πŸ‘’ Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world…

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Kate Bowler gets completely upstaged by Rainn Wilson’s ridiculous antics

Chuck B. BallsyApril 26, 2026

Please note: Tickets can’t be re-sold, no refunds, and don’t even think about transferring them 🚫 ID required at the…

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