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“From Global to Local: How LMICs Are Saving the UK Health System One Lesson at a Time”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Attention, mental health enthusiasts! 🧠 Join us for a riveting talk by Professor Nusrat Husain, the mental health maestro who’s…

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“UCL Hosts World Cancer Day Lecture: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Cancer Talk on a Tuesday?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Ready to witness how robots and algorithms are about to out-doctor your actual doctor? Welcome to UCL’s World Cancer Day…

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“After Party So Lit, Even the Awards Were Jealous”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

**EOTY Awards After Party: Where the real winners are the drinks!** 🍸 Join us for an unforgettable night of questionable…

“Galentine’s Day Crafting Party: Because Wine and Glitter Are the Real Valentine’s MVPs”
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“Galentine’s Day Crafting Party: Because Wine and Glitter Are the Real Valentine’s MVPs”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

TL;DR: Valentine’s Day crafting event at Tempe Public Library, but whoops, sales are over. .logo-wordmark-brand_svg__st3{fill:#221d19} EventbriteEventbrite Find my tickets Log…

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“Queens Rule, Medieval Europe Drools: RHS Lecture Goes Online”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Move over, kings! Medieval queens were the real MVPs, apparently. 👑 Charles West from Edinburgh U is here to tell…

Amazon Hails ‘Melania’ as Box Office Titan, Despite Being Millions Short of Breaking Even
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Amazon Hails ‘Melania’ as Box Office Titan, Despite Being Millions Short of Breaking Even

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Melania’s Film Brings in Big Bucks—and Big Suspicion! Move over, Hollywood! President Trump’s blockbuster documentary “Melania” is dominating the box…

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Mara McKevitt & Monica Mirabile: Paradise Container – Because Who Needs a Beach When You’ve Got a Box?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Paradise Container: Where family drama meets storage wars! 😂📦 Monica Mirabile and Mara McKevitt’s latest brainchild is a performance so…

“ADULT TOY BINGO: WHERE BINGOS GET WILD AND ANTLERS GET REAL”
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“ADULT TOY BINGO: WHERE BINGOS GET WILD AND ANTLERS GET REAL”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

🎰💕 Operation Care Package Ohio presents: Adult Toy Bingo for Veterans! 💕🎰 Get ready for a wild night of laughs,…

“Winter Shorts Festival 2026: Performance #4 – Because Who Needs a Full-Length Movie Anyway?”
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“Winter Shorts Festival 2026: Performance #4 – Because Who Needs a Full-Length Movie Anyway?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Winter Shorts Festival 2026 Performance #4 Event ended. Wow, that was fast. We hope you enjoyed the show, but it…

“Leather Lovers Unite! Richmond’s Most Sizzling Sunday Pop-Up is Here to Ruin Your Wallet!”
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“Leather Lovers Unite! Richmond’s Most Sizzling Sunday Pop-Up is Here to Ruin Your Wallet!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Oh great, another “pop-up event” that’s already over. How exciting! .logo-wordmark-brand_svg__st3{fill:#221d19} EventbriteEventbrite Find my tickets Log In Sign Up Find…

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