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“An Evening with America’s Test Kitchen: Where Food Gets More Testing Than Your Ex’s New Partner”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Attention Foodies: You Missed Out! 🍴😂 KPBS and America’s Test Kitchen are hosting “An Evening with ATK” – but surprise!…

CISA Hosts Active Shooter Webinar Because Apparently, Running and Screaming Isn’t Enough
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CISA Hosts Active Shooter Webinar Because Apparently, Running and Screaming Isn’t Enough

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

* Stakeholders from all CISA Regions are welcome to attend this Active Shooter Preparedness Webinar. The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security…

Bereit zum Durchstarten: Ihr GründungsGuide (Women Special) – Weil Männer offensichtlich nicht gründen können, oder?
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Bereit zum Durchstarten: Ihr GründungsGuide (Women Special) – Weil Männer offensichtlich nicht gründen können, oder?

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Gründerinnen-Consult: Nur für Niedersachsens Elite Jeden zweiten Mittwoch bietet Gründerinnen-Consult kostenlose Online-Netzwerktreffen für Frauen aus Niedersachsen. Lernen Sie Experten von…

“How to Be a Boss Who Doesn’t Make People Want to Quit Their Jobs”
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“How to Be a Boss Who Doesn’t Make People Want to Quit Their Jobs”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

Ah, another “leadership seminar” promising to fix everything but your coffee addiction. Let’s dive in! 🚀 Kath Ireland, Director of…

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“Big Girls Don’t Cry, They Link Up and Dominate”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

🍴💸 Food and drinks? That’s on you, queen. Hydration is a personal journey. Hey Girl, Hey: The Plus-Size Girlie Link-Up…

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Brainy Neuroscientist and Mystery Partner Team Up for a Wild Salon Session

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

**Harnessing the Power of Good Anxiety with Wendy Suzuki, PhD** Oh, great! Another event telling us anxiety is a “superpower.”…

“From Lab Coats to Cash Registers: Scientists Cash In on Their Big Ideas!”
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“From Lab Coats to Cash Registers: Scientists Cash In on Their Big Ideas!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 1, 2026

¡No te pierdas De los ensayos al mercado! ¿Cansado de que tus datos técnicos parezcan jeroglíficos egipcios? Auravant te trae…

“Palisades Community Celebration: Where Neighbors Pretend They Like Each Other for a Day”
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“Palisades Community Celebration: Where Neighbors Pretend They Like Each Other for a Day”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 31, 2026

Electric Car Enthusiasts Unite at Palisades Community Celebration! Forget the Kardashians, the real stars of the show are EVs! The…

“Crisis Management De-escalation: Because Yelling ‘CALM DOWN!’ Doesn’t Work (Virtual Edition)”
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“Crisis Management De-escalation: Because Yelling ‘CALM DOWN!’ Doesn’t Work (Virtual Edition)”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 31, 2026

Learn to manage crisis without losing your mind! 🧠💥 Join our “Crisis Management and De-escalation” training where we’ll teach you…

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Queen City Whiskey & Bourbon Festival: Where Your Liver Meets Its Destiny

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 31, 2026

Sip and savor the finest whiskey & bourbon in town at Queen City’s ultimate tasting bash! Get Ready for the…

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