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“Bridges Out of Poverty Workshop: Because Who Needs Roads Anyway?”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

Ready to escape poverty? Join our virtual workshop! 😏 This Bridges Out of Poverty training uses the magic lens of…

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“Arenal Sound: Where Your Ears Get a Party and Your Neighbors Get a Headache”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

¡Arenal Sound online llega para salvarte del aburrimiento el 20 de marzo! Porque salir de casa es sobrevalorado, mejor disfruta…

BUBBLE UP FOAM PARTY: SPRING BREAK ORLANDO GETS WETTER THAN A FLIP-FLOPPED DUCK
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BUBBLE UP FOAM PARTY: SPRING BREAK ORLANDO GETS WETTER THAN A FLIP-FLOPPED DUCK

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

BUBBLE UP FOAM PARTY SPRING BREAK ORLANDO 🎉 Get ready to dance in a sea of bubbles and foam while…

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DOME SUNDAYS – Houston Spring Break 2026: Where the Party Never Stops and the Weather Never Starts

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**DOME SUNDAYS: Houston’s Spring Break 2026 Party That’s *Too Lit* to Leave Town For** Why travel when you can stay…

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“Dancehall vs Afrobeats: The Ultimate Beat Battle at Darna”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**🕺🏿🔥 Dancehall vs Afrobeats: The Ultimate Beat Battle!** Get ready to shake your tail feathers! On **March 15, 2026, at…

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“Gubbulidis Goes Full Bardwell: The Epic Saga of a Dude Who Just Couldn’t Stop”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

Gubbulidis On sale Friday, December 19 at 10am // Member presale begins Thursday December 18 at 10am* Gubbulidis w/ Jesse…

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Sunday Series Indoor Concert: Classical Blast in Kilts or Why Bagpipes Should Replace Violins Forever

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Classical Blast’s Rockin’ Celtic Show: Where Kilts Meet Rock ‘n’ Roll!** 🍀🎸 Don’t miss this epic St. Patrick’s month celebration!…

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“Sunday Selectors: Nelson Paradise Roman Picks Winners (or Losers) While Sipping Piña Coladas”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Sunday Selectors** celebrates the OGs who made clubbing lit, from disco to deep house, because y’all wouldn’t know a groove…

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“Masc Era Presents: Drag King and Things Revue – Where Kings Reign and Things Get Shady”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Masc Era: Where the Testosterone Meets the Tassel** Sacramento’s answer to “what if the gym bros discovered glitter” is back!…

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RPG Game Night: Cam Turns FIASCO into a Real-Life Disaster at SQBG!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Join GM Cam for Fiasco—where your grand plans crash harder than a toddler on a sugar high!** 🍭 In *Fiasco*,…

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