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Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast
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Fancy Cars, Fake Smiles: Hollywood Celebrates Rich People Go Fast

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 21, 2025

Hollywood’s F1 Las Vegas Grand Prix party! 🏎️ Red carpet, 📸 celebs, & 🍾 VIP open bar (2 hrs). 15…

Hollywood’s Newest Blockbuster: “Harmony Streets” – Prepare to Yawn
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Hollywood’s Newest Blockbuster: “Harmony Streets” – Prepare to Yawn

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 21, 2025

Wow, a night of glamour! The Harmony Streets premiere presented by Kobena & Friends? 🤣 CineVision, 3300 Northeast Expy Ste…

**Black Film Symposium: We All Know Tyler Perry is King, Right?**
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**Black Film Symposium: We All Know Tyler Perry is King, Right?**

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 20, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Black Film Symposium: I Got a Story to Tell! Doors open at 10:30AM. Get ready for Opening Remarks…

Connecticut: Six Scenes of Utter Chaos and a Movie to Make it Official
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Connecticut: Six Scenes of Utter Chaos and a Movie to Make it Official

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 18, 2025

OMG! 🎭 Get ready for a night of epic fails with theater “Chameleon”!🤡 Woody Allen’s snooze-fest “Connecticut: Crisis in Six…

RUSH: The Red Carpet Disaster You Can’t Miss
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RUSH: The Red Carpet Disaster You Can’t Miss

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**Abeni Nazeer’s “RUSH” premiere promises an electric red carpet, but it’s really a fundraiser!💸 The Fine Arts Theater, 8556 Wilshire…

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PAX Unplugged 2025: Get Your Fake Detective On

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! Jubensha (剧本杀) is like, a murder mystery game 4 ppl who can’t solve real crimes. One of u is…

“El Tonto Por Cristo”: Prepare for Peak Cinema at College Station
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“El Tonto Por Cristo”: Prepare for Peak Cinema at College Station

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄*El Tonto Por Cristo*, a cinematic masterpiece (or not?) inspired by the Holy Fool tradition, is touring North America!**…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Fayetteville, NC
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Fayetteville, NC

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! Randy Bobandy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour is coming to Paddy’s Irish Pub, Fayetteville NC, on Nov 22nd, 2025!** 🍔😂…

Encinitas Bros Get Frothy Over Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Flick “SNO-CIETY”
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Encinitas Bros Get Frothy Over Warren Miller’s Geriatric Ski Flick “SNO-CIETY”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is hitting up Whitewater, BC & Denver! 🤣 Get ready for Judd Henkes’ surf/snow crisis…

Newport Beach Swells Go Full “SNO-CIETY”
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Newport Beach Swells Go Full “SNO-CIETY”

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 17, 2025

OMG! Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is coming to town! 🤣 See Olympians fail⛷️, urban riders bail 🏂, and local legends… exist?…

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