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Comedy Show? More Like Comedy NO-show!
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Comedy Show? More Like Comedy NO-show!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Next Stop Comedy,” formerly the “Boston Comedy Club” (RIP Boston 🦞), is gracing Arvada, CO, with its presence!**…

Nicholas Sparks Spotted Supporting Losers at B&N The Grove
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Nicholas Sparks Spotted Supporting Losers at B&N The Grove

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Nicholas Sparks is slumming it at Barnes & Noble – The Grove at Farmers Market on October 17,…

Psycho Fest 2025: We’re All Mad Here
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Psycho Fest 2025: We’re All Mad Here

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

OMG! Hitchcock Film Festival 2025 at Bodega Bay Grange Hall #777! 🎬 See The Birds where it was shot! 🐦‍⬛…

Nosferatu: Old Movie, New Piano Guy
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Nosferatu: Old Movie, New Piano Guy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Nosferatu, a film so bad, they tried to bury it! 🤣 See it Sat, Oct 18th, 2025, 1pm…

Monsters & Cult Classics: Prepare for Brain-Melting Horrorthon Movie Mayhem
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Monsters & Cult Classics: Prepare for Brain-Melting Horrorthon Movie Mayhem

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Join the “Monsters vs Cult Classic Horrorthon Marathon”!** Dracula (1931) at 7:30 PM? 🧛‍♂️ Seriously? Followed by Frankenstein…

Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment
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Oak City Indie Games 2025: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Oak City Indie Games: a yearly event showcasing NC (and East Coast now? 🤷‍♀️) indie games. Let’s play…

WSSU Homecoming: Hookah-puffing on Sofas in ‘1892
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WSSU Homecoming: Hookah-puffing on Sofas in ‘1892

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG!** 🙄**The LEGENDARY GROUP & 712 VOKDA presents: #LOUNGE1892!** 🥂**Old skool dancefloors? NO MAS!** 🤣 **WSSU HOMECOMING for 30+ preferred…

Gateway Show: Finally, a Comedy Show for Stoners
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Gateway Show: Finally, a Comedy Show for Stoners

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Comedians TRY to be funny, get baked AF at a SECRET location, then FAIL at more jokes!** 😂…

On the Run: Watch if You Dare
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On the Run: Watch if You Dare

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**OMG! On The Run is here!** 🤣 Tabitha Jordan is *Anna*, a mom in a broken world. 🙄 Olive Raine…

WSSU Homecoming: A DJ Cleve Show Interrupted by a Ram Reunion
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WSSU Homecoming: A DJ Cleve Show Interrupted by a Ram Reunion

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 13, 2025

**IT’S OFFICIAL!👴🏻 BOSSMAN ENT, FAB 5, KYLE AND TAP ARE THROWING A KICKOFF PARTY! 🎉 Remember Village Inn Friday Nights?…

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