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100 CRIES OF TERROR (1965): Prepare for Utterly Hilarious Mexican Horror on 16MM!
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100 CRIES OF TERROR (1965): Prepare for Utterly Hilarious Mexican Horror on 16MM!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 The Philosophical Research Society’s 7th House Screenings is so woke they don’t warn you about triggering content! 🤣…

Lester Barrie’s Church Gig: Prepare for Divine LOLs
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Lester Barrie’s Church Gig: Prepare for Divine LOLs

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Lester Barrie’s Back to Church Comedy Tour LIVE TAPING🎬! Prepare for side-splitting jokes😂 & divine🤣 intervention! Plus, celebrate Lester &…

NC Bar: Come Watch Nerds Argue About Spaceships
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NC Bar: Come Watch Nerds Argue About Spaceships

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Join the NC Bar Citizen – CitizenCon Watch Party at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema Raleigh! 🙄Watch updates from CitizenCon. An in-person…

Shayne Smith: The Only Person Who Can Make Mormons Cool
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Shayne Smith: The Only Person Who Can Make Mormons Cool

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Shayne Smith, the dude with “Alligator Boys” & “Prison for Wizards” (32M views?! 🙄), is gracing The Norwood Theatre’s lower…

Brooke Trantor’s Cinematic Oopsies: A Short Film Extravaganza
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Brooke Trantor’s Cinematic Oopsies: A Short Film Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Brooke Trantor Retrospective!** Saturday, October 11th, 2025. Doors 6:40PM, Show 7PM. $15 (lol) presale, $20 day of. Prepare…

Joy Screening: Yay or Just Another Way to Ruin Your Day
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Joy Screening: Yay or Just Another Way to Ruin Your Day

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**LOL!**🤪**On Saturday, October 11, 2025**, York College will host a cringe-worthy afternoon 🤡 with a **Double Screening of** **Behind The…

Midwest Murder: Fall into Fright or Yawn to Death
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Midwest Murder: Fall into Fright or Yawn to Death

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Midwest Murder, from a basement in Minot, ND, is now on BEK TV Sundays at 9 pm!** They…

Hollywood Park Hosts B-List Celeb Fest: “Becoming Vera”
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Hollywood Park Hosts B-List Celeb Fest: “Becoming Vera”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Sergio Vizuete, a Spain-born filmmaker who directs commercials for the LA Lakers🏀, T-Mobile📱, Ducati 🏍️, Lexus 🚗, and Walmart🛒, is…

15 Short Film Fest (Still Kicking, Somehow)
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15 Short Film Fest (Still Kicking, Somehow)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Year 21 of the “15” Short Film festival?!** 🤣 Brace yourselves for cinematic masterpieces 🎬 (or maybe not)…

Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome
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Daredevil’s Rooftop Shenanigans: NYCC 2025 Saved, You’re Welcome

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 10, 2025

Oh no, they didn’t! 🙄 Team #SavedDaredevil is throwing a party 🎉 for all the Marvel Daredevil superfans, actors, and…

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