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“Devenez le Maître de l’Univers IA & Automatisation : Plus Besoin d’Humains, C’est Bon Pour Vous”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Enfin, une solution pour procrastiner plus efficacement : l’IA ! Parce que taper sur son clavier, c’est tellement 2010. Venez…

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“CC Productions Presents: ‘HBCU/D9 Night Out’ – Where Greeks and 9s Party Like It’s 1999!”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Greeks, Bottles, and Beyoncé Vibes Only! 🍾 CC Productions brings you an HBCU/D9 NIGHT OUT AT FELT-MGMNH Cliff & Cle…

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YMCA’s Annual Father-Daughter Dance: Where Dads Finally Get to Dance Without Being Judged

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Daddy-Daughter Dance: Because Nothing Says ‘Quality Time’ Like a $1,500 Table Join us for the 18th Annual YMCA Father Daughter…

“Backlist Book Club: FEBRUARY – Because Your TBR Pile Wasn’t Judging You Enough Already”
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“Backlist Book Club: FEBRUARY – Because Your TBR Pile Wasn’t Judging You Enough Already”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Event ended, so grab your pitchforks and torches! The Golden Hour Books Book Club in Indianapolis, Indiana is officially closed…

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“AFROBEATS BLOCK PARTY: WHERE EVERYONE’S DANCING EXCEPT YOUR NEIGHBORS’ DOGS”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

PHOENIX, AZ! We present you THE AFROBEATS BLOCK PARTY – because nothing says “community” like forcing everyone to dance to…

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JazzAntiqua’s The Stories We Tell: Where Jazz Meets the Chaos of Our Lives

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

The City of West Hollywood and JazzAntiqua Dance and Music Ensemble present THE STORIES WE TELL Black History Month Celebration…

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R&B on the Patio | Sushi Con SJ – DAY PARTY EDITION HARD LAUNCH (Because Brunch is Overrated)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Sunday Funday: Where Brunch Fears to Tread 😎🍸 Who needs brunch when you can have live R&B by Isaiah, patio…

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“Free Mimosas Until 4PM: Because Who Needs a Hangover Before Noon?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

ATLANTA: WHERE SUNDAY BRUNCH MEETS MID-LIFE CRISIS MIMOSA FEST — Brunch + Day Party at Café Circa 3PM – 9PM…

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Logopeda salva a parkinsonianos: ¡hablar ya no es un infierno!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

INTERVENCIÓN LOGOPÉDICA FUNCIONAL EN LA ENFERMEDAD DE PARKINSON ¡Atención, logopedas! Si creías que ya lo habías visto todo, prepárate para…

HI-TOP FADE: Where New Jack Swing Meets the Breakfast Club (No Pancakes, Just Jams)
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HI-TOP FADE: Where New Jack Swing Meets the Breakfast Club (No Pancakes, Just Jams)

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Yo, check it! Eventbrite’s got an event for ya – it’s called “Hi-Top Fade: A New Jack Swing Day Party”…

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