PHOENIX, AZ! We present you THE AFROBEATS BLOCK PARTY – because nothing says “community” like forcing everyone to dance to the same infectious beats. 💃🕺
An innovative, social reimagining of the party concept. A welcoming vibe for young professionals who want to socially detox, dance, network, and have a great time in a euphoric environment. Or just stand awkwardly in the corner pretending to know the moves. 😅
AfroBeats | AmaPiano | Dancehall | Hip Hop | International Hits – basically, every genre your mom warned you about. 🎶
DRESS CODE: TRENDY & FASHIONABLE – so leave your sweatpants at home, Karen. 👗
2 1+ Admission – because who doesn’t love a good math problem at the door? 🧮
FOR MORE DETAILS CONTACT: 682-557-5583 – or just show up and hope for the best. 🤷♂️
DISCLAIMER: By attending, you grant us the right to immortalize your questionable dance moves on social media. You’ve been warned. 📸🕺
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
