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Indy Film Fest: A Bunch of Suits Pretending to Like Movies You’ve Never Heard Of
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Indy Film Fest: A Bunch of Suits Pretending to Like Movies You’ve Never Heard Of

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! 🀩 Indy Bosses Gala Premiere at Sheraton Indianapolis Hotel at Keystone Crossing! 🏨 Be there or be square! πŸ€ͺ…

Old Fart Films? More Like Moldy Fart Films: September Screening & We Survived 3 Years Party!
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Old Fart Films? More Like Moldy Fart Films: September Screening & We Survived 3 Years Party!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🚨Not Your Daddy’s Films: Sept Screening & 3rd B-Day Party!🚨 Doors/Bar @ 6 PM, Screening @ 7 PM. Prepare for…

Grit & Grace: Prepare for an Overdose of Inspiration (and Maybe Tears)
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Grit & Grace: Prepare for an Overdose of Inspiration (and Maybe Tears)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare for *Grit & Grace* at the Fargo Theatre! 🀣 Katie Stensgard’s jiu-jitsu journey? πŸ₯‹ More like a…

Shark Attack! (Just Kidding…Probably) – Volente Beach
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Shark Attack! (Just Kidding…Probably) – Volente Beach

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🀣 JAWS on the Water! 🦈 Volente Beach Resort & Waterpark presents the 50th Anniversary! One. Last. Scare. πŸ™„ Float…

Jaws vs Aquaman: Dawn of Drowning
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Jaws vs Aquaman: Dawn of Drowning

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Gates open by 7:00 PM. Shows start around 8:00 PM (sunset-dependent, duh πŸ™„). QR code ready or GTFO! 🎫 Print…

Sip, Smoke & Ruin a Canvas on Sunset Strip!
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Sip, Smoke & Ruin a Canvas on Sunset Strip!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready to unleash your inner Picasso (or not) at the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP! πŸ·πŸ’¨πŸŽ¨ Nightlife Empire presents:…

Sunset Strip Goes Up in Smoke (and Acrylics)!
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Sunset Strip Goes Up in Smoke (and Acrylics)!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

**OMG! πŸ·πŸŽ¨πŸ’¨ Get ready to unleash your inner Picasso (or not!) at the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP!** Sip on wine, puff…

Get Drunk, Ruin a Canvas, and Annoy Tourists on the Sunset Strip
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Get Drunk, Ruin a Canvas, and Annoy Tourists on the Sunset Strip

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

WOW! 🀩 Get drunk, smoke πŸ’¨, and “paint” on the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP! πŸŒ‡ One free drink! 🍷 Or endless…

Sip ‘n’ Stroke on Sunset: Get Hammered & “Artistic” in Hollywood
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Sip ‘n’ Stroke on Sunset: Get Hammered & “Artistic” in Hollywood

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Paint, smoke hookah & sip wine on the Sunset Strip! πŸ·πŸ’¨πŸ–ΌοΈ World-famous views included, maybe. Get a free drink or…

Sunset Strip: Where Art Meets Overpriced Drinks and Questionable Life Choices
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Sunset Strip: Where Art Meets Overpriced Drinks and Questionable Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Sip, puff, and paint on the SUNSET STRIP πŸŒ‡! Unleash your inner Picasso (or not) while enjoying “amazing views.” Tickets…

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