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The Martin Monster Show: Now With EVEN MORE Species
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The Martin Monster Show: Now With EVEN MORE Species

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Prepare for “Species” (1995) screening! Martin Monster, Bay Ridge’s cranky creature, hosts! ๐ŸŽฌ Trivia, ghouls & singing await!…

HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)
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HAIR! (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Musical Matinee)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ HAIR (1979), a cinematic masterpiece directed by Miloลก Forman & screen written by Michael Weller, based on the…

Little Rock’s finest filmmakers gather to celebrate their cinematic masterpieces (aka sleep deprivation)
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Little Rock’s finest filmmakers gather to celebrate their cinematic masterpieces (aka sleep deprivation)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**OMG! The 2025 Little Rock 48 Hour Film Project: Movie Premier and Award Ceremony is at the Arkansas Museum of…

Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Chuckles (Maybe)
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Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Chuckles (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster! ๐Ÿคฃ As seen nowhere, like, ever. ๐ŸŽค Get your tix now! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ…

Texas Exes New Orleans: Watch Us Lose Week 1 Party
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Texas Exes New Orleans: Watch Us Lose Week 1 Party

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

Y’all ready to watch Arch Manning? ๐Ÿคฃ NOLA Brewing is the place! ๐Ÿป Free entry, but donate to the Scholarship…

California Dreamin’ of a New Wave Nightmare
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California Dreamin’ of a New Wave Nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**OMG! NEW WAVE๐ŸŒŠ docu-screening on National Grief Awareness Day! Sob & laugh on Saturday, August 30th at 6 PM in…

Acid Betty Still Alive, Still at Faces Nightclub, Apparently
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Acid Betty Still Alive, Still at Faces Nightclub, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Acid Betty, still around? Catch her at Faces, Saturday, August 30, 2025. Pre-show Meet & Greet at 7…

“Shredding”: Surf Filmmaking’s “Shorts” Program (LOL!)
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“Shredding”: Surf Filmmaking’s “Shorts” Program (LOL!)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**7th House presents:** EndThis Summer ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™€๏ธ. Witness “SHREDDING,” curated by Zachary Zezima! Question: Is surfing just for Spicoli clones? ๐Ÿคฃ…

CineSoul: BELLY + 90s/00s Hip-Hop & R&B Night (Because Your Labor Day Needs More BELLY)
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CineSoul: BELLY + 90s/00s Hip-Hop & R&B Night (Because Your Labor Day Needs More BELLY)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

OMG! BELLY (Nas, DMX, etc.) on a big screen?! ๐Ÿคฃ CineSoul’s back for Labor Day Weekend at El After! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ…

Toxic Avenger’s Back: Your Lunch Plans Ruined (Again!)
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Toxic Avenger’s Back: Your Lunch Plans Ruined (Again!)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ You NEED a ticket PER PERSON for this cinematic masterpiece! ๐Ÿคก Miss out on Eventbrite? Just rock up…

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