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Yapping 101: Turning Hot Air into a ‘Performance’
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Yapping 101: Turning Hot Air into a ‘Performance’

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

**Poetry night? ๐Ÿ™„ More like a chance to hear Russheepcott (Spokenword + Sound) drone on! ๐Ÿ˜ด Ki Divine’s “curated” creatives…

AI’s November 16 Triple-Fest: Get Ready to Bow to Your Robot Overlords
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AI’s November 16 Triple-Fest: Get Ready to Bow to Your Robot Overlords

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„The AI International Film Fest is doing the most! ๐Ÿคฃ 3 festivals in a row?** Los Feliz Theatre, 1822…

Polish Film Fest: Sarasota’s Snore-a-Thon
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Polish Film Fest: Sarasota’s Snore-a-Thon

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The Polish Film Festival North Americaโ„ข๏ธ SARASOTA ๐ŸŽฌ happened on Nov 16, 3 pm to 8 pm EST…

From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class for the Clueless
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From Zero to Netflix Hero: NYC Acting Class for the Clueless

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. ๐Ÿ™„ Guess what? The “Start Acting on TV! Break Into Hollywood LIVE in NYC!” event happened on…

So You Wanna Be on TV? LOL! (NYC Edition)
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So You Wanna Be on TV? LOL! (NYC Edition)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OMG! Wanna be a star?๐ŸŒŸToo late! The “Start Acting on TV! Break Into Hollywood LIVE in NYC!” workshop already ended!…

samigosh! Proves Humanity’s Got a Funny Bone (and Maybe a Hearing Problem)
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samigosh! Proves Humanity’s Got a Funny Bone (and Maybe a Hearing Problem)

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ samigosh is gonna be at the BCC Pig Pen on November 16 at 8:30 PM! ๐Ÿคฎ Your fave…

Nitro presents SPIKE & ECHOES OF IMPACT: Prepare for Disappointment in Salt Lake City
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Nitro presents SPIKE & ECHOES OF IMPACT: Prepare for Disappointment in Salt Lake City

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 16, 2025

OH EM GEE! ๐Ÿ˜ฑYou missed it! Nitro presents SPIKE & ECHOES OF IMPACT Premiere in Salt Lake City was like,…

When Sleep Paralysis Becomes Your New Roommate
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When Sleep Paralysis Becomes Your New Roommate

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**A “date night” WITHOUT the wife? ๐Ÿค” Sounds like a nightmare! ๐Ÿคฃ Directed & written by Jamal Dedeaux, produced by…

ABFF Dallas: Daddy Issues Solved
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ABFF Dallas: Daddy Issues Solved

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ A former Super Bowl champ turned pastor ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿฆฑis answering a “divine calling” ๐Ÿ˜‡ to dwell in an RV…

Angeria’s Gonna Be at Faces Nightclub, Y’all Better Werk
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Angeria’s Gonna Be at Faces Nightclub, Y’all Better Werk

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 15, 2025

OMG! Angeria Paris VanMichaels, the All Stars S9 winner, is gracing Faces Nightclub on 11/16/2025! ๐Ÿคฉ Get ready for the…

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