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Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood” on REAL Film? What is this, 1994?
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Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood” on REAL Film? What is this, 1994?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents: Tim Burton’s ED WOOD 🎬 (1994) on GLORIOUS 35mm 🎞️ (maybe, we have a…

Hollywood’s Epic Fail: Come Watch Our Movie & Toss Us Some Cash
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Hollywood’s Epic Fail: Come Watch Our Movie & Toss Us Some Cash

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Robert Silver, a 7-time “award-winning” director, is gracing The New Parkway Cinema, 474 24th St, Oakland, CA, on…

Bullet Rush: More Like Bullet…Snooze, AmIRite?
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Bullet Rush: More Like Bullet…Snooze, AmIRite?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Bullet Rush” Movie Premiere at the Plaza Theatre!** 🤣 Prepare for *thrills*! 🤡 Tickets available! 🤑 Don’t miss…

Tim Burton: 35mm of Spooky Overload, Are You Sure You Can Handle It?
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Tim Burton: 35mm of Spooky Overload, Are You Sure You Can Handle It?

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**🤣Tim Burton Spooky👻 Spectacular 35mm💩 Marathon! Sunday, October 19, 2025, Million Dollar Theater. Showing 4 of Tim Burton’s ‘greatest’ movies…

So You Think You Can Dress: A “Devil Wears Prada” Rooftop Catwalk Fail
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So You Think You Can Dress: A “Devil Wears Prada” Rooftop Catwalk Fail

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG!** 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM. 🎬 Wireless headphones? Plush beanbags? 🤣 “Cityscape views” (aka buildings).…

“Old Dark House” and “Thundercrack!”: More Like “Old Snore House” and “Thunderfart!”
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“Old Dark House” and “Thundercrack!”: More Like “Old Snore House” and “Thunderfart!”

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 On October 19, ages 18 & OVER only, SUPER-HORROR-RAMA! and Gerber/Hart Library & Archives are teaming up for…

Coterie: Geriatric Rave for Yesterday’s News
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Coterie: Geriatric Rave for Yesterday’s News

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! 🙄 “Charleston’s premier mature day party”? 🤣 More like Charleston’s desperate attempt to relive the ’90s! 👴👵 Classic Hip-Hop…

Erica Clark’s a Loser: Here’s Why
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Erica Clark’s a Loser: Here’s Why

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

Erica Nicole Clark from Chicago, studied at Improv Olympic🤡. She’s doing stand-up now. 🎤 She was at Laugh Factory, Comedy…

Behold, a glorious drag queen serving up some dollar-store Taylor Swift at a dive bar
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Behold, a glorious drag queen serving up some dollar-store Taylor Swift at a dive bar

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Jade Jolie, a LEGEND from RuPaul’s Drag Race S5, will be Taylor Swift at Faces Nightclub on 10/19/2025!**…

Two Hilarious Goofs Invade Everett: Prepare for Laughter or Regret
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Two Hilarious Goofs Invade Everett: Prepare for Laughter or Regret

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The best comedians EVER are coming to Everett for the 156th time (plus 3 at the Historic Everett…

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