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CercanΓ­a 2025: Because We Know You Secretly Yearn for More Emails

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

**OMG! CercanΓ­a 2025 Digital Experience is HERE! 🀩 Prepare to be BORED on YouTube Live, June 27th, 10 am PST/11…

Facilitation: Because Adulting is Hard and We Need a Group Hug to Decide What to Order for Lunch
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Facilitation: Because Adulting is Hard and We Need a Group Hug to Decide What to Order for Lunch

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

OMG! A “super potente” 1h15 sesh in petit comitΓ© to play with facilitation? 🀣 Guaranteeing workshop success? πŸ€” Yeah, right!…

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Delancey Rooftop: Prepare for Slightly Sweaty R&B and Questionable Decisions

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ NYC’s throwing a “Summer Rooftop Day Party” in MAY! Yes, MAY! 🍹🌴 Prepare for Hip-Hop, Afrobeats & “everything…

One-Year-Olds: Now With Added Care (Because They’re Probably Still Drooling)
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One-Year-Olds: Now With Added Care (Because They’re Probably Still Drooling)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

Maria, Mary, Jean, Carrey & Sacha 🀣 will present groundbreaking research on…wait for it…ONE-YEAR-OLDS!🀯 Prepare for deep dives into Hong…

Connecticut Barber Expo 14: Where Bad Haircuts Go to Die
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Connecticut Barber Expo 14: Where Bad Haircuts Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

OMG! πŸ€‘ $500 & “huge” prize bags for 1st place at the Connecticut Barber Expo! Prepare to battle for clippers,…

Day Party LA: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices This Memorial Day Weekend!
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Day Party LA: Guaranteed to Make You Question Your Life Choices This Memorial Day Weekend!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 18, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Another 21 & Over “Day Party LA” (because LA needs MORE day parties). They’ll be filming you WITHOUT…

R&B Rooftop Day Party: Guaranteed to Cure Existential Dread (Maybe)
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R&B Rooftop Day Party: Guaranteed to Cure Existential Dread (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

R&B ROOFTOP DAY PARTY BEHOLD! A “day party” on a ROOFTOP! πŸ™„ Dance (badly), mingle (awkwardly), soak up sun (and…

Mansion Pool Party: A Tragedy in Blue (and Probably Some Other Colors)
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Mansion Pool Party: A Tragedy in Blue (and Probably Some Other Colors)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

**OMG! πŸ’§ππˆπ† πƒπ‘πˆππŸ’§ PRESENTS: The “Can’t Miss” Pool Party of 2025!** πŸ’¦πŸ˜ˆ Get ready to risk it all on May…

FREE MIMOSAS & Questionable R&B: A Daylight Tragedy
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FREE MIMOSAS & Questionable R&B: A Daylight Tragedy

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

OMG! R&B BRUNCH + DAY PARTY at Cafe Circa Restaurant & Lounge! πŸ™„ Vibe to R&B “hits” (you know, the…

Ocean Vuong Reads Words at People, May Cause Existential Dread
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Ocean Vuong Reads Words at People, May Cause Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyMay 17, 2025

OMG! Ocean Vuong, the *briefly* gorgeous author, is gracing Nashville Public Library (615 Church Street, Nashville, TN 37219) on May…

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