Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s money managers made a whopping 1,152 trades on…
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Melania Disagrees With Husband For Once
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has implemented a ban on CNN, MS NOW,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Agent claims ignorance on Congress phone data in Jack Smith case
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as an agent in the Jack Smith case…
Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims US has ample munitions stockpile
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reassured of its mighty arsenal. In a recent TRANSMISSION…
Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems some Republicans want President Trump to stop exporting diesel…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Americans financially better off despite media spin
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the news is nothing short of miraculous. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump EPA rollback could save ratepayers 310 billion dollars
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the lights are staying on. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Americans financially thriving poverty levels dramatically decrease
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as COMMANDER OF CAPS…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump praises MLB legend Johnny Damon
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of…