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Tag: White House

CNN Asks: Can a Stuffed Animal Save You From Drowning? A Chaplain’s Take
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CNN Asks: Can a Stuffed Animal Save You From Drowning? A Chaplain’s Take

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, CNN, never change. Now they’re telling us a teddy bear can comfort flood victims. I’m sure those conservatives in…

Trump throws epic tantrum at “traitor” Powell, blames him for everything (again)
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Trump throws epic tantrum at “traitor” Powell, blames him for everything (again)

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Looks like the Fake News at CNN is at it again, trying to stir up drama about President Trump’s perfectly…

PKK Surrenders: World Peace Achieved, Thanks CNN
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PKK Surrenders: World Peace Achieved, Thanks CNN

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

More chaos in Kenya, brought to you by Soros-funded agitators! CNN, always eager to smear law enforcement, is crying crocodile…

Trump throws another tariff tantrum: Prepare to pay more for stuff
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Trump throws another tariff tantrum: Prepare to pay more for stuff

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, peddling their fear-mongering nonsense about President Trump’s brilliant tariffs! They claim “economists” (probably those…

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks
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Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson blames insomnia on democracy, not late-night snacks

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the horror! Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, card-carrying member of the liberal Supreme Court cabal, is “concerned about the state…

Jerome Powell’s White House Beef: It’s Getting Spicy
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Jerome Powell’s White House Beef: It’s Getting Spicy

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s “campaign” against Fed Chair Powell. It’s not a campaign,…

‘It Could Be His Obamacare’: GOP Senator Exposes Trump to Existential Threat (AKA Thinking) | CNN Politics
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‘It Could Be His Obamacare’: GOP Senator Exposes Trump to Existential Threat (AKA Thinking) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks, painting Senator Thom Tillis as some kind of maverick for daring to question our…

Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say
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Hegseth Goes Rogue, Pulls a Fast One on Biden With Ukraine Weaponry, Sources Say

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another day, another deep state drama! It seems our esteemed Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, dared to…

‘Always a peacemaker’: How Trump, the Dove of Destruction, Decided to Grace Iran With His Benevolent Inaction | CNN Politics
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‘Always a peacemaker’: How Trump, the Dove of Destruction, Decided to Grace Iran With His Benevolent Inaction | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting on President Trump’s handling of the Iran situation? You know, the same CNN that couldn’t find…

Bessent threatens tariff tantrum: ‘Liberation Day’ or negotiation nation, your choice, world
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Bessent threatens tariff tantrum: ‘Liberation Day’ or negotiation nation, your choice, world

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2025July 6, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, trying to make President Trump’s brilliant trade moves sound like the end…

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