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Tag: White House

White House Attempts to Calm Down Big Business’s Fear of Losing Cheap Labor Due to Deportations, Says CNN (LOL)
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White House Attempts to Calm Down Big Business’s Fear of Losing Cheap Labor Due to Deportations, Says CNN (LOL)

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another crisis manufactured by the liberal media! CNN is hyperventilating because President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is…

Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s “Major” Win: Congress Finally Passes Something (Barely)

Big ElephantJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

CNN, still whining after all these years! Apparently, Republican lawmakers, those brave patriots, have handed our glorious President Trump his…

White House to replace Jen Psaki with interpretive dance
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White House to replace Jen Psaki with interpretive dance

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh, the horror! Now the radical Left wants to force our glorious President Trump to provide American Sign Language interpreters…

Trump’s Pixelated Madness: The White House Wants Control Over Minecraft’s Rare Earth Metals
Every New Minecraft World Now Comes With an IRS Auditor, Thanks to Trump
Games News

Trump’s Pixelated Madness: The White House Wants Control Over Minecraft’s Rare Earth Metals

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

The legendary game Minecraft, developed by Mojang, is at the center of a new international scandal. Recently, a teaser for…

Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
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Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…

AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028
AC/DC Announces 2028 Presidential Run — and No, It’s Not a Tribute Band
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AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028

Chord F. DiscordJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Rock legends AC/DC have officially entered a new phase in their career: running for President of the United States. And…

GOP Lawmaker’s Hot Take on Iran Strikes: Intel or Nah?
Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Lawmaker’s Hot Take on Iran Strikes: Intel or Nah?

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Oh, look, even Adam Kinzinger, the RINO poster child, is grudgingly admitting Trump’s Iran strikes were the “right move.” Probably…

CIA Claims Iran’s Nuke Program Got a Boo-Boo, US Still Patting Itself on the Back
Elephant Reads CNN

CIA Claims Iran’s Nuke Program Got a Boo-Boo, US Still Patting Itself on the Back

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re at it again, folks,…

Trump throws epic tantrum at NATO, blames US intel for Iran strike buzzkill
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Trump throws epic tantrum at NATO, blames US intel for Iran strike buzzkill

Big ElephantJune 25, 2025June 25, 2025

Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuke program.…

Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun

Big ElephantJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Well, folks, it looks like CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re now claiming…

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