Trump’s Pixelated Madness: The White House Wants Control Over Minecraft’s Rare Earth Metals
The legendary game Minecraft, developed by Mojang, is at the center of a new international scandal. Recently, a teaser for…
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Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…
AC/DC Headed to the White House: Aging Rockers Announce Plans to Run for U.S. President in 2028
Rock legends AC/DC have officially entered a new phase in their career: running for President of the United States. And…
GOP Lawmaker’s Hot Take on Iran Strikes: Intel or Nah?
Oh, look, even Adam Kinzinger, the RINO poster child, is grudgingly admitting Trump’s Iran strikes were the “right move.” Probably…
CIA Claims Iran’s Nuke Program Got a Boo-Boo, US Still Patting Itself on the Back
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re at it again, folks,…
Trump throws epic tantrum at NATO, blames US intel for Iran strike buzzkill
Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuke program.…
Oops! US Intel Admits Iran’s Nukes Still Kicking After All That Bombing Fun
Well, folks, it looks like CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump! They’re now claiming…
Harvard Students Saved From Deportation by Crybaby Judge
Another day, another victory for the radical left! A Deep State judge, likely sipping her latte and wearing a “Resist”…
Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa
Oh, goodie, more virtue signaling from Sleepy Joe! He’s at a “historic Black church” in Texas, probably plotting how to…
Trump Declares ‘Real End’ to Israel-Iran Conflict: Ceasefire Too Lame
Oh, look, CNN is trying to make Trump sound like he doesn’t know what he’s doing with this whole Israel-Iran…