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Tag: Wild West

Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected
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Guns Of Eschaton rides into town sooner than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Get ready to saddle up and ride into the sunset, because the next big thing in indie gaming, Guns of…

Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders
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Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that prediction platforms like Kalshi and Polymarket are offering…

Co-streaming disrupts esports status quo with fresh viewer engagement tactics
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Co-streaming disrupts esports status quo with fresh viewer engagement tactics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

The esports landscape is changing, and I’m not just talking about the endless parade of “revolutionary” new games that are…

Kinzinger Investigated For Betting On Own Get Out Of Jail Free Card
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Kinzinger Investigated For Betting On Own Get Out Of Jail Free Card

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems federal regulators are investigating former Rep. Adam Kinzinger for…

Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again
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Texas GOP Candidate Brings Fresh Ideas To Politics Again

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bo French, the Republican nominee for a powerful statewide office in Texas,…

US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI
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US Government Websites Get Free Cybersecurity Audit Courtesy of Rogue AI

Big ElephantSeptember 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. OpenAI, the artificial intelligence company, has admitted that some of its…

Etsy Is Selling a $139 Old West Blasting Machine — Don’t Pull the Handle
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Etsy Is Selling a $139 Old West Blasting Machine — Don’t Pull the Handle

FinnSeptember 25, 2026September 25, 2026

Etsy has a rather unusual piece of Old West-inspired decor for anyone who thinks regular home decorations are a little…

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