Federal Worker Purge Commences: Shutdown Shenanigans Continue, Says Budget Boss
Another day, another victory for President Trump in draining the swamp! The liberal snowflakes at CNN are clutching their pearls…
Tag: Woke
5 Things 2 Know on Sept 5: USA Plays Sanctions Game, NOLA Still Exists, Pew Pew Ban, Map Shenanigans, Texas Aqua Park
Folks, can you believe the liberal media is still pushing their agenda, even in 2025? They’re trying to make Trump…
“Your Power Bill is Gonna Decide the Next President, Apparently”
Oh, the horror! It seems even CNN is begrudgingly admitting that electricity bills are soaring, just as we conservatives have…
Trump throws tantrum, threatens China’s precious dirt supply
China’s Xi Jinping, probably in league with the woke mob, is trying to pull a fast one on our GREAT…
US Army Priorities: Swanky DC Conference or Feeding the Troops? You Decide
Oh, the horror! Our brave military leaders might miss their little shindig in DC because of a *government shutdown*? Don’t…
Texas: Oops, We Almost Executed an Innocent Guy, My Bad
Another win for the woke mob and their bleeding-heart judges! A Texas court, probably filled with closet socialists, has delayed…
Denmark to Forbid Teens from Posting Selfies: A Hilarious Overreaction
Another country bites the dust, folks! Denmark, once a bastion of freedom (maybe?), is now caving to the woke mob.…
YouTube’s Unleashing the Banished: Prepare for Content Armageddon
Oh, the horror! YouTube, bending the knee to the woke mob no more, is letting those who dared question the…
Elon “Technoking” Musk FINALLY caves to ex-Twitter losers in severance squabble
Another day, another victory for conservative values! Elon Musk, a true patriot, has settled with those Deep State operatives he…
Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever
Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Let’s dissect this pathetic attempt at news, shall we? Prepare for…