Rock Band Manager Now In Charge Of Not Ruining Kennedy Center
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Kennedy Center, our nation’s premier performing arts center, is getting…
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Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced a new Pentagon autonomous warfare…
Smithsonian Seeks Glutton for Punishment as New Leader
The Smithsonian Institution is on the hunt for a new leader, and let me tell you, it’s a wild time…
Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…
AOC Tries To Ditch Woke Label Because Brunch Is Getting Awkward
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Democrats are trying to figure out how to…
Cracker Barrel Infighting Exposed As Own Private Soap Opera
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Cracker Barrel, the beloved American restaurant chain, has been at the…
Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO of Cracker Barrel, Julie Masino, is stepping down after…
Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire
Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around 🤯 I…
Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…
Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying not to laugh at the latest from Georgia’s Senator Jon Ossoff. He’s going…