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Tag: Woke

Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Cracker Barrel Loses Leader of Biscuit Empire

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The CEO of Cracker Barrel, Julie Masino, is stepping down after…

Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire
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Mötley Crüe still touring because your dad refuses to let them retire

Chord F. DiscordJuly 19, 2026July 19, 2026

Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Is Back, Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough of Them the First Time Around 🤯 I…

Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
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Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2026

The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…

Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia
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Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying not to laugh at the latest from Georgia’s Senator Jon Ossoff. He’s going…

WOKE Vance thinks Watergate would be over in 12 hours now
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WOKE Vance thinks Watergate would be over in 12 hours now

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President Vance’s latest comments, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again
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Woke NYC ruins Knicks games with absurd security overkill again

Big ElephantJune 10, 2026June 10, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Woke libs whine about Trump’s genius patriotic pool makeover plans
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Woke libs whine about Trump’s genius patriotic pool makeover plans

Big ElephantMay 11, 2026May 11, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” trying to spin the latest news about our great nation.…

Russia celebrates real victory, unlike fake America’s woke failures
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Russia celebrates real victory, unlike fake America’s woke failures

Big ElephantMay 10, 2026May 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat, folks. I’m about to dissect an article that’s just dripping with fake…

Israeli Foreign Minister says “Not Ruling Out Assassination Plans” as Iran Picks New Supreme Leader – Because Why Not Add More Drama to the Middle East Soap Opera?
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Israeli Foreign Minister says “Not Ruling Out Assassination Plans” as Iran Picks New Supreme Leader – Because Why Not Add More Drama to the Middle East Soap Opera?

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Israeli FM Gideon Sa’ar Won’t Rule Out “Military Option” as New Supreme Leader Takes Iran’s Helm In a bombshell interview…

Big Tech Whiners Celebrate Their Big Tobacco Moment While Kids Still Get Screwed on Social Media
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Big Tech Whiners Celebrate Their Big Tobacco Moment While Kids Still Get Screwed on Social Media

Big ElephantMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Big Tech’s Latest Defeat: Liberal Judges Finally Target Zuckerberg’s Empire Well, well, well, folks—look what happens when woke activists and…

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