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Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl: A Tragedy in Three Courses
Elephant Reads CNN

Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Pasta Bowl: A Tragedy in Three Courses

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

CNN reports on the socialist paradise that is Olive Garden, where “endless” breadsticks are designed to bankrupt America one carb…

Roberts and Gorsuch to Decide if Boys Can Beat Girls in Sports, America’s Sanity on the Line
Elephant Reads CNN

Roberts and Gorsuch to Decide if Boys Can Beat Girls in Sports, America’s Sanity on the Line

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is hyperventilating because the Supreme Court is daring to consider whether boys should be…

Texas Sinks: CNN’s Got Pics (and We’ve Got Jokes)
Elephant Reads CNN

Texas Sinks: CNN’s Got Pics (and We’ve Got Jokes)

Big ElephantJuly 5, 2025July 5, 2025

Another Deep State weather manipulation gone wrong! First Maui, now Texas? You can bet your bottom dollar Soros and his…

DHS Cutting Intel Staff by 75% Because Apparently Threats Aren’t THAT Threatening
Elephant Reads CNN

DHS Cutting Intel Staff by 75% Because Apparently Threats Aren’t THAT Threatening

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is hyperventilating because President Trump is streamlining the Department of Homeland Security. Apparently, getting rid of…

July 4th, 2025: The Definitive Guide to What’s Actually Open (Spoiler: Not Much)
Elephant Reads CNN

July 4th, 2025: The Definitive Guide to What’s Actually Open (Spoiler: Not Much)

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another year, another chance for the liberal media to downplay the glory of America! CNN, still whining after President Trump’s…

Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas
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Riley Gaines Triumphs, Triggering Libs With Epic Wins Against Transgender Swimmer Lia Thomas

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Folks, can you believe the liberal media is STILL whining about Lia Thomas? They’re painting Riley Gaines as some kind…

California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)
Elephant Reads CNN

California Fireworks Warehouse: Where Dreams Exploded (Literally)

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another disaster courtesy of the liberal state of California! A fireworks warehouse exploded, and now the libs are…

Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Dude Claims ChatGPT Made Him Woke, Wife Thinks It’s Dumber Than Their Divorce Lawyer | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another sheeple sucked into the digital abyss! This guy probably thinks AOC is smart, too. “Spiritually awakened” by a chatbot?…

Costco Now Catering to the Chronically Impatient Rich People
Elephant Reads CNN

Costco Now Catering to the Chronically Impatient Rich People

Big ElephantJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Another day, another socialist scheme disguised as “convenience”! Costco, bowing to the woke mob, is now offering special early hours……

Pixar blew $300M on “Elio” — Hulk Hogan was the hero, but Pixar accidentally releases the wrong animated movie
Wrong Flash Drive Destroys Disney: Queer "Elio" Bombs, Hulk Hogan Version Shelved
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Pixar blew $300M on “Elio” — Hulk Hogan was the hero, but Pixar accidentally releases the wrong animated movie

FinnJuly 3, 2025July 3, 2025

Pixar has done it again — burned $300 million on a woke disaster that makes even “Lightyear” look like The…

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