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Kerrville City Workers Hilariously Overreact to Minor Flood, Claim Heroism
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Kerrville City Workers Hilariously Overreact to Minor Flood, Claim Heroism

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, the humanity! Kerrville city workers, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Democrats of America, pat themselves on the back…

Louisiana’s New Law: Now Every Student Can Recite the Ten Commandments (Whether They Want To or Not)
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Louisiana’s New Law: Now Every Student Can Recite the Ten Commandments (Whether They Want To or Not)

Big ElephantJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

Another day, another assault on our values by the radical leftist judges! These activist judges on the Fifth Circuit think…

Spectrum Blames Fiber Optic Outage on Mischievous Squirrels with a Vendetta Against Connectivity
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Spectrum Blames Fiber Optic Outage on Mischievous Squirrels with a Vendetta Against Connectivity

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! Spectrum cable lines in Los Angeles were cut. Vandalism, they say? I say it’s ANTIFA! Probably those…

Juneteenth Freedom Fest and Parade: 9 Years of Performative Wokeness
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Juneteenth Freedom Fest and Parade: 9 Years of Performative Wokeness

Chuck B. BallsyJune 14, 2025

**51+ ppl wanna click “Notify me” for tix info! 🀣 Maybe they think tix magically appear? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Just a heads…

Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’
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Mark Ruffalo, the Hulk himself, slumming it in a Sian Heder flick: ‘Being Heumann’

FinnJune 10, 2025June 10, 2025

Oh, great, another inspirational biopic! πŸ™„ Because what the world REALLY needs is more Hollywood patting itself on the back.Β Mark…

Neurodiversity & Trauma: Come for the Buzzwords, Stay for the Existential Dread
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Neurodiversity & Trauma: Come for the Buzzwords, Stay for the Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025

OMG! 🀯 “Neurodiversity & Trauma” conference! May 22nd & 23rd, 2025, 1400-1800 GMT. Zoom? Seriously? πŸ™„ Free for ALL! Prepare…

Elle Fanning and the Basketball Predator: What in the Galaxy is Going On in “Predator: Badlands”? πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ‘½
πŸ€ Dreads, Dunks, and Intergalactic Cringe: The New "Predator" Will Break Your Brain! 🀯
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Elle Fanning and the Basketball Predator: What in the Galaxy is Going On in “Predator: Badlands”? πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ‘½

FinnApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Hold onto your space pants, moviegoers! 20th Century Studios just dropped the trailer for the new “Predator” movie, and the…

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