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Tag: Xbox One

Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting
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Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Ubisoft is throwing a 25th-anniversary party for the Ghost Recon series, and you’re invited, whether you like it or not.…

Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC
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Microsoft Considering Handing Out Free Money By Releasing Old Games On PC

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

XBOX is at it again, and this time they’re bringing the nostalgia train to PC, because who needs new games…

XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy
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XBOX earnings brutally debunk Microsoft’s gaming revival fantasy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026July 30, 2026

Looks like Microsoft’s Xbox division is having a bit of a rough time, folks. Their latest financial report is out,…

Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab
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Nostalgia Whoring Peaks with Fortnite Neopets Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Epic Games has decided to bring a piece of nostalgia to…

DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 3 Hands-Off Preview – Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet
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DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 3 Hands-Off Preview – Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2026June 23, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of the century, folks! 🤯 Dragon Ball fans, assemble! 🚀 The legendary Akira…

Xbox to Finally Release Console That Will Definitely Not Catch on Fire and Only Occasionally Freeze in 2027 Maybe Possibly Hopefully
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Xbox to Finally Release Console That Will Definitely Not Catch on Fire and Only Occasionally Freeze in 2027 Maybe Possibly Hopefully

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 11, 2026June 11, 2026

Big News, Folks! 🚨 XBOX is Having a Major Meltdown 🤯 and We Can’t Look Away 🍿. It seems like…

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet, Now With More Explosions and a Side of Kimchi
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 Because We Clearly Haven’t Milked This Franchise Enough Yet, Now With More Explosions and a Side of Kimchi

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Get ready for another epic installment of Call of Duty, because Infinity Ward and Activision Blizzard have just announced the…

Stray Finally Decides To Bless The Nintendo Switch 2 With Its Purrfect Presence Today
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Stray Finally Decides To Bless The Nintendo Switch 2 With Its Purrfect Presence Today

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some exciting news? 🤩 A Nintendo Switch 2 edition for Stray was released today,…

Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon
The End of an Era: Bungie is Done with Destiny 2, and Honestly, It's About Time 🕰️
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Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…

Oh Joy Amanda The Adventurer 3 Is Finally Gracing Consoles With Its Mediocre Presence This Month
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Oh Joy Amanda The Adventurer 3 Is Finally Gracing Consoles With Its Mediocre Presence This Month

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Amanda the Adventurer 3 is finally coming to consoles, because who needs human interaction, right? 🤖💻 It’s joining its indie…

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