Genshin Impact’s “Luna 3” Update: Prepare for Disappointment and More Grinding
Ah, yes, the next “big” update for Genshin Impact is almost here! 🙄 Announced with the usual over-the-top fanfare during…
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Fortnite Zero Hour Leak: Prepare for the Lamest Finale Ever
Oh. My. God. 😱 Is Fortnite Chapter 6 FINALLY ending? Like, seriously, after all this time? They’re calling it “Zero…
Resident Evil: Requiem – Prepare to be Mildly Whemed, Says Totally Unbiased Producer
OMG, Resident Evil: Requiem?! More like Resident Evil: Re-*sigh*-em. Capcom, you tease! We’re still scratching our heads about this game,…
Eclipse Glow Games Vomits New “Tides Of Annihilation” Trailer During Xbox Partner Preview (We’re So Sorry)
Alright gamers, buckle up because Eclipse Glow Games, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has dropped another trailer for…
Vampire Crawlers: Yet Another Poncle Game Announced (Yawn) at the Xbox Partner Preview
Okay, so Poncle, the geniuses 🤡 behind the *totally* original game Vampire Survivors (which definitely didn’t borrow from anything else…
Wolverine Game Finally Shows Its Claws, But Will They Retract From Disappointment
Oh, great, another superhero game! 🙄 As if we don’t have enough of those already. Insomniac Games, those guys who…
Wildgate’s “Massive” Update: New Game Modes, a Character (Maybe), and More (Probably Not)
Okay, so Wildgate, the game that promised to be the next big thing but is probably just gonna be another…
RIDE 6: 340 Bikes (Because 339 Wasn’t Enough, Duh) and Modes You’ll Probably Ignore
So, Milestone, the masters of pushing pixels and calling it innovation, are back with RIDE 6! 🛵💨 Yes, you read…
My Hero Academia: All Might’s Ego Trip Now With Extra Grind
My Hero Academia: All’s Justice is here to, like, totally revolutionize the franchise by letting you do what literally every…
Take-Two CEO Can’t Contain Himself Over Mafia’s Future, Thanks to Geriatric Simulator Success
Strauss Zelnick, the supreme overlord of Take-Two Interactive, has deigned to bless us with his infinite wisdom, declaring that Mafia:…