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In a recent interview with Mexico’s Loud! Metal Radio (because, let’s face it, who else would interview him? 🤣), former…
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In a recent interview with Mexico’s Loud! Metal Radio (because, let’s face it, who else would interview him? 🤣), former…
OMG! 🙄 Some geriatric rockers calling themselves STYX (yes, like the river in Hades, because their music is basically eternal…
Progressive/Technical Death Metal from Reading, Pennsylvania! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Shoegaze from Phoenix, Arizona! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Sludge/Black/Death/Post-Metal from Richmond, Virginia! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Sludge/Death/Black Metal from Denver, Colorado! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Grammy-nominated (for participation trophies, probably) extreme power metal legends DRAGONFORCE (because who else would claim that title?) have announced MORE…
American hardcore from Brooklyn, New York City! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…
GUNS N’ ROSES (the band that still exists, somehow) bassist Duff McKagan (who?) has graced us with a 19-minute (!!!)…
German power metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…