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Kreator’s Mille Petrozza Says The World Needs More Than Just Sad Songs To Get Through The Day, Apparently
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Kreator’s Mille Petrozza Says The World Needs More Than Just Sad Songs To Get Through The Day, Apparently

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, German thrash metal titans KREATOR have decided to…

There is nothing more that I want in life than my own Narnia library
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There is nothing more that I want in life than my own Narnia library

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

Grandma had a whole vibe hidden for a reason. I wonder what his second family thinks of this! Chuck B.…

The New York Game Awards 2026 Winners Have Been Revealed: Silicon Alley’s Finest Pretend We Care About Their Opinions!
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The New York Game Awards 2026 Winners Have Been Revealed: Silicon Alley’s Finest Pretend We Care About Their Opinions!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Hold onto your controllers and prepare your most smug takes, because the NYVGCC just finished their 15th annual ceremony where…

How to Make a Killing: Glen Powell Murders His Way Through a Dysfunctional Dynasty in the New Trailer for the ‘Kind Hearts and Coronets’ Remake
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How to Make a Killing: Glen Powell Murders His Way Through a Dysfunctional Dynasty in the New Trailer for the ‘Kind Hearts and Coronets’ Remake

FinnJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Glen Powell has decided to make a literal killing because apparently, running from The Running Man or…

MEGADETH Drops ‘Puppet Parade’ and Proves They Still Have Strings Attached to the 80s
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MEGADETH Drops ‘Puppet Parade’ and Proves They Still Have Strings Attached to the 80s

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE THRASH GODS! 🚨 Dave Mustaine Has Officially Announced MEGADETH’s Final Album, and Yes, It Includes…

Ain’t no way man 😭
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Ain’t no way man 😭

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Grew up without a dad and also can’t read apparently 😭 Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the…

Granny wasn’t playing around 💀
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Granny wasn’t playing around 💀

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 17, 2026

Granny was on business! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

KONAMI Finally Realizes Manchester United Is A Competitive Campaign All On Its Own In eFootball
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KONAMI Finally Realizes Manchester United Is A Competitive Campaign All On Its Own In eFootball

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

🤯 eFootball’s Latest Manchester United Campaign: Your Golden Ticket to Digital Glory and Infinite Disappointment! 🤯 Oh, rejoice, ye digital…

Олег Скрипка и «Вопли Видоплясова»/Oleg Skrypka & Vopli Vidopliassova in Charlotte, NC (01/16/2026)
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Олег Скрипка и «Вопли Видоплясова»/Oleg Skrypka & Vopli Vidopliassova in Charlotte, NC (01/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Лидер украинской группы «Воплі Відоплясова» Олег Скрипка с концертом в Шарлотт, Северная Каролина, в рамках своего нового тура по США/Oleg…

People are using robots as their personal trainers now 💀
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People are using robots as their personal trainers now 💀

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

What even is the point of having a robot run with you? Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in…

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