Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves ‘The Last of Us’ Fans to Drown in Disappointment
Oh noes! 😱 Neil Druckmann, the supposed “genius” behind The Last of Us (you know, that zombie show everyone pretends…
Tag: Zombie
Xbox’s “Perfect” Dark Future: Cancelled Dreams and Layoff Party
In a move that will SHOCK absolutely nobody (except maybe the 228,000 employees who just got yeeted out the door),…
Nerd Pilgrimage: Get Drunk & Yell About Dragons
**OMG! 😱 The DRINKERS & DRAGONS Fantasy Bar Crawl in RICHMOND’s CARYTOWN on June 28, 2025, presented by www.AfterDarkRVA.com is…
28 Years Later: More Like 28 Years Wasted, Am I Right
Oh, honey, let’s talk about ’28 Years Later’ and its *totally* unpredictable ending that NO ONE saw coming. 🙄 If…
Capcom Thought About Ruining Resident Evil With Open World and Online Nonsense
**Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! Resident Evil Requiem, or as I like to call it, “Capcom’s Identity Crisis: The Game,”…
Every Single Danny Boyle Film, Ranked From ‘Meh’ to ‘Masterpiece’ (Spoiler: They’re All Brilliant)
Danny Boyle, oh, Danny Boyle. Is he a cinematic genius or just a guy who got lucky with a few…
Minecraft Experience: Oh No, Not the Villagers Again, Now Invading Ontario
Okay, so picture this: you’re at Square One in Mississauga, right? 🙄 Yeah, that bastion of high culture and sophisticated…
Nerd Pilgrimage: Richmond’s Drunkest Dragon Con
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the DRINKERS & DRAGONS Fantasy Bar Crawl in RICHMOND’s CARYTOWN on June 28, 2025!** 🧙♂️ Sponsored…
Piggy D. Declares Marilyn Manson His Personal Guru: “I’ll Follow Him Anywhere”
In a groundbreaking exposé with Radioactive MikeZ, the intellectual titan behind 96.7 KCAL-FM’s cerebral program “Wired In The Empire”, Matt…
John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas
Hollywood is at it again, folks! John Carpenter, the guy who made “Escape from New York” (a documentary, if you…