US Institute of Peace: From Serious to Seriously Doge-ified, Security Chief Howls
In March, the self-proclaimed “geniuses” 🧠 from DOGE, led by the ever-stable 🤪 and totally-not-erratic Elon Musk’s Department of Government…
Tag: Zombie
Resident Evil 9: Summer Games Fest Jumpscare Incoming, Maybe
OMG! 😱 Some random “insider” (probably just a guy who likes pizza rolls and yelling at his monitor) says Resident…
Wolf Hoffmann of ACCEPT Declares Musicians Must Now Grovel to Social Media Gods and Bow to Technology’s Iron Fist
So, Wolf Hoffmann, guitar shredder from ACCEPT (who?), gave an interview to some Portuguese metal blog, Carlos Guimarães of Caminhos…
3 HBO/Max Movies So Bad They’re Good (Or Maybe Just Bad), Watch at Your Own Risk
The end of May usually means a few things: school is ending, work vacations are happening, and there are tons…
Rob Zombie at Welcome to Rockville 2025, Florida (05/15/2025)
Robert Bartleh Cummings plays Industrial metal!
JOHN 5 UNLEASHES ‘FIEND’ UPON UNWARY EARS, ARONOFF’S DRUMS SOMEHOW INVOLVED
OMG! 😱🎸 Shred Lord John 5, fresh from his totally-not-controversial-at-all gig replacing Mick Mars in Mötley Crüe (more on that…
Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security 👴🤘🎸
OMG! 😱 Some dude filmed the ENTIRE Accept show at M3 Rock Festival 2025! 🤘 Like, who even HAS that…
HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! 🎃😂💀
Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…
Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? 👵🕵️♀️🤔
OMG! 🚨 Netflix is FINALLY unleashing “The Thursday Murder Club” on us! 👴👵🔫 Get ready for geriatric James Bond (Pierce…
Is Pedro Pascal Cloning Himself?! 😱 Three Movies This Summer—Prepare for Mandalorian Overload! 🤣🚀
Apparently, Pedro Pascal is everywhere. Like that weird rash you got after that questionable taco truck. He’s on your screens,…