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Day: August 14, 2026

Murdaugh Drama Heads to Charleston Maybe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Murdaugh Drama Heads to Charleston Maybe

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Alex Murdaugh is back in the news, folks, and I’m sipping my coffee, trying to keep up with all the…

Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Feds Spying on Minnesota Progressives Because Who Needs Privacy Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal agents launched a sweeping undercover surveillance operation targeting progressive organizations,…

Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around
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Trump Gives Corporations License To Hack Around

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is now enlisting private companies to conduct cyberattacks…

Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Startup Apparently Needs Therapy Itself
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Selena Gomez’s Mental Health Startup Apparently Needs Therapy Itself

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Selena Gomez’s mental health startup, Wondermind, and I have to say, it’s a…

Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music
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Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 14, 2026August 14, 2026

Oh no, the pioneers of gothic metal are still alive and kicking, and I’m not sure if I should be…

Europe’s Economy Gets Double Whammy of Weather and War
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Europe’s Economy Gets Double Whammy of Weather and War

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Europe is having a rough summer, and I’m not just talking…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: White House uncovers Great Transshipment Scam costing tens of billions
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: White House uncovers Great Transshipment Scam costing tens of billions

Milton TruthwellAugust 14, 2026

The White House has released a report detailing the “Great Transshipment Scam,” a scheme that has cost the United States…

Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story about a group of friends who went to Horn Island in Mississippi…

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