Heavy music cures your sadness now buy the documentary
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some “Heavy Healing”? 🤯 Because, apparently, millions of people have been begging for…
Day: August 19, 2026
Floor Jansen Butchers Metallica Classic With Bunch Of Sailors
Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎉 NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen just performed with the Marine Band Of…
Politician Makes Video Go Viral Somehow With Bae
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Sen. Jon Ossoff’s latest move. He invoked President Trump’s “travel with Natalie”…
Energy Markets Having Totally Normal And Not At All Alarming Moment
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the perfect storm is brewing in the oil…
Nolan Wells Still Dead Investigation Plods Along
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Nolan Wells should have turned 19 surrounded by a birthday cake,…
US Air Force Flight Abortively Returns Due to Space Debris Concerns
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A US Air Force flight bound for Antarctica had to turn…
Peacock Raises Subscription Price Because You Clearly Weren’t Paying Enough Already
The price of Peacock is going up, because of course it is. In a move that’s about as surprising as…
Another DC Reboot No One Asked For Gets Meticulously Overanalyzed Already
The people behind the new HBO Max series Lanterns are clearly trying to make it accessible to a broad audience,…
ZZ Tops Frank Beard Finally Stops Beating The Drums At 77
Oh no, the beardless wonder is gone! 🤯 Frank Beard, the legendary drummer for ZZ Top, has left this mortal…
because you clearly needed more edgy metal bands in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Rising Insane just dropped their new album “DEATHRACE” and it’s a…