Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical
In a shocking turn of events, Danko Jones, the frontman of the Canadian rock band, has confirmed that their next…
Month: August 2026
Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, and folks, it’s a doozy. A new poll confirms that…
Barcode To The Rescue Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the humble barcode is getting a major upgrade.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump Endorses Real Dan Sullivan Today
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has issued a dire warning to the people of Alaska, urging…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT Endorses Byron Donalds for Florida Governor
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Florida have been given a dire warning: vote for Byron Donalds…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 18 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm glow of His Eminence’s wisdom.…
Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Florida Republicans are gearing up to choose their nominee…
Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest humanoid robot maker, Unitree, is set to list…
Blake Ibanez Still Talking About That One Time He Opened For Pantera
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement as I write…
Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2
OH BOY, MARILYN MANSON IS BACK WITH ANOTHER ALBUM AND I’M JUST SO EXCITED 🤩… said no one ever. I…