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Month: October 2026

Guitarricadelafuente Shines at Tour Finale Amid Oscar Buzz
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Guitarricadelafuente Shines at Tour Finale Amid Oscar Buzz

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026

Guitarricadelafuente is proving to be a force to be reckoned with in 2026, having released one of the defining Spanish…

Politician’s Estranged Wife Endorses Invisible Candidate
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Politician’s Estranged Wife Endorses Invisible Candidate

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Angela Paxton, the estranged wife of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton,…

Coast Guard Somehow Still Searching For That One Missing Plane
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Coast Guard Somehow Still Searching For That One Missing Plane

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a missing medical transport aircraft off the coast of Massachusetts, and I’ve…

Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment
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Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

The Hello Neighbor franchise has been a wild ride, and I’m not just talking about the games themselves. From humble…

To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently
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To Catch a Predator Creates Unlikely Career Opportunities Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest on Chris Hansen and his “To Catch a Predator” show,…

The Strokes Bring Indie Heaven to NYC with Star Studded Lineup
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The Strokes Bring Indie Heaven to NYC with Star Studded Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026

The Strokes have spent their year playing a lot of shows. They’ve headlined (or subheadlined) upward of 8 festivals, including…

AC/DC and Foo Fighters Bring Rock to MetLife Stadium
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AC/DC and Foo Fighters Bring Rock to MetLife Stadium

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026

There are good concerts, there are great concerts, and then there are the concerts you tell your grandkids about. AC/DC…

Tiny Town Relies On Immigrants To Keep Hospital Alive Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tiny Town Relies On Immigrants To Keep Hospital Alive Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 3, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Marichu Castillo Villamiel, a Filipina ultrasound technician who moved to Hettinger, North Dakota,…

Authorities Now Believe FlyDubai Copilot Radicalized By Watching Ms. Rachel Videos
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Authorities Now Believe FlyDubai Copilot Radicalized By Watching Ms. Rachel Videos

FinnOctober 3, 2026

    DUBAI — After a preliminary investigation, authorities believe the failed FlyDubai hijacker Hamam Al-Hammami was radicalized online by watching…

McCartney Snubs Larry David Over Grumpy Behavior
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McCartney Snubs Larry David Over Grumpy Behavior

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026

Paul McCartney and Larry David had a encounter at a concert earlier this year, where David refused to sing along…

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